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MrWiliker: It was weird today there was like people eating cupcakes and they got so much over there faces
MrWiliker: And i thought with my dirty mind
MrWiliker: :) that there was cum everywhere
MrWiliker: and then i was like
MrWiliker: Sooooooooo
MrWiliker: ANd then i went up to one of them
MrWiliker: and said can i add some of that white shit all over ur face
MrWiliker: and then
MrWiliker: she had a perverted mind
MrWiliker: and got all perverted with me
MrWiliker: And then
MrWiliker: I got weirded out cause 5 of her friends came over
MrWiliker: with that white shit over there faces
MrWiliker: and then
MrWiliker: one of the chicks
MrWiliker: asked what we where talking about
MrWiliker: and i was like
MrWiliker: umm
MrWiliker: and then the chick told her
MrWiliker: and i was like jesus christ
MrWiliker: and then the other chick
MrWiliker: go perverted also
MrWiliker: and so did the others
MrWiliker: and it was getting odd
Kitty McWhiskertips: so wat did u do
MrWiliker: WAIT
MrWiliker: let me finish this round
MrWiliker: i got dirty
MrWiliker: :)
MrWiliker: and then
MrWiliker: shit went down
MrWiliker: and then
MrWiliker: i was about to make-out with one of them
MrWiliker: and the others went away
MrWiliker: and then my stupid ass friend
MrWiliker: came by
MrWiliker: and said some weird ass shit
MrWiliker: aka
MrWiliker: DOOD
MrWiliker: OMG
MrWiliker: TYPE WAT U DONT GET
MrWiliker: ok
MrWiliker: Welp
MrWiliker: then my stupid friend came
MrWiliker: and he said 'omg hey wats up
MrWiliker: there is this thing on my u know where
MrWiliker: and i need ur help
MrWiliker: and then
MrWiliker: the bitch walked away
MrWiliker: and i was all pissed of
MrWiliker: but then
MrWiliker: i went to her other friends
MrWiliker: and they were discusted
MrWiliker: by my friend
MrWiliker: and then one slapped me
MrWiliker: and i was like wat the fuck
MrWiliker: and then i called one a bitch
MrWiliker: and then her comes the other hand
MrWiliker: U are a bitch ass hoe
MrWiliker: then came the other ha
Mrwiliker: then came the other hand
MrWiliker: from her other friend
MrWiliker: and i ninja dodged it
MrWiliker: then came the cat claws
MrWiliker: i went black ninja
MrWiliker: and then
MrWiliker: my friend
MrWiliker: comes back
MrWiliker: goes behind one of the chicks
MrWiliker: boner pushes her into me and boom
MrWiliker: and then
MrWiliker: i had a boner
MrWiliker: but i didnt show it
MrWiliker: and then it was all odd
Mrwiliker: cause u know
MrWiliker: he pushed her into me
MrWiliker: and she kind of
MrWiliker: u know
MrWiliker: went into a odd motion
MrWiliker: into my penis
MrWiliker: and
MrWiliker: she was like
MrWiliker: 'What da fuck is ur problem'
MrWiliker: While my friend runs away
MrWiliker: LIKE HEHEHEHEHEHE
MrWiliker: then she pushes me
MrWiliker: and i run into a poll
MrWiliker: i turn around
MrWiliker: and then
MrWiliker: BOOM
MrWiliker: SLAPPED AGAIN
MrWiliker: and then
MrWiliker: she turns around
MrWiliker: to talk to her friends again
MrWiliker: so im facing her
MrWiliker: and shes not facing me
MrWiliker: i slap her ass
MrWiliker: and then
MrWiliker: she turns around
MrWiliker: and has a smirk on her face
MrWiliker: dirty smirk
MrWiliker: then
MrWiliker: after dat she comes up to me
MrWiliker: hugs me
MrWiliker: and then
MrWiliker: boom
MrWiliker: in the nuts
MrWiliker: then
MrWiliker: here comes my friend
MrWiliker: again
MrWiliker: with his possy
MrWiliker: Pussy*
MrWiliker: and goes up to her and her friends
MrWiliker: and says
MrWiliker: OMG
MrWiliker: what happened
MrWiliker: and then i was like
MrWiliker: nuts down
MrWiliker: blackbird down*
MrWiliker: and then he goes up to her
MrWiliker: and says
MrWiliker: in spanish
MrWiliker: u fucking bitch wtf
MrWiliker: and then
MrWiliker: him
MrWiliker: and his possey get slapped
MrWiliker: and i laugh
MrWiliker: once more
MrWiliker: and then slapped
MrWiliker: Me
MrWiliker: and it was over
 
[+1] 1388 points 16 hours ago (2080|705)
I can't tell our "proposal story" to anyone because when my husband asked, his penis was inside me.
Yes, he screamed out "MARRY ME!" during his orgasm. Yes, I screamed "AFFIRMATIVE!" during mine. I still think it was romantic as hell, but I wasn't sure our families would
 
False.
Jesus had a Dad (Big G Upstairs) and a Stepfather (Joe)
actually, Mary was conned by someone claiming to be an angel into having sex with him, then he ran into Joseph and told him that their god made her preggers in order to cover up his tracks:troll: