you have to understand
we are trying to amuse a guy who posts really lame jokes (ironically, at least, I hope) to his profile on a daily basis
any attempt at actual humor is surely going to fail. I suggest finding an OFF THE WALL remix of his favorite Nickelback song
I'm bored and felt like posting a couple of get out frog images.
Second top-rated comment:
I waited for the shitstorm of unfunny bullshit to be acknowledged as unfunny before I started playing Skyrim.