Jokes
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Guy walks into a bar, goes up to the counter and sees an Indian barman, he says to the barman "oy you brown cunt, give me a beer"
The Indian guy says "That's racist man, how would you like it if I treated you like that"
Guy says " dunno, lets swap places and see.."
So they swap places and the Indian says "oy you white cunt, give me a beer" to which the guy replies "fuck off, we don't serve pakis"
The Indian guy says "That's racist man, how would you like it if I treated you like that"
Guy says " dunno, lets swap places and see.."
So they swap places and the Indian says "oy you white cunt, give me a beer" to which the guy replies "fuck off, we don't serve pakis"
<--- was gonna make a joke about womens sports but instead ill just leave you with this comical band joke!
If you are lost in the woods and come across a humble trumpet player, an in-tune tenor saxophone player, and santa clause, who do you ask for directions??
santa clause because the others don't exist!
A human walked into a bar, "ouch!"
The bartender asks, what would you like to drink
the horse replies,
"Neeeigh!"
because horses don't talk
The bartender asks, what would you like to drink
the horse replies,
"Neeeigh!"
because horses don't talk
Aporkalypse Now
Gore-Spattered Heavy
What happens if a ostrich gets a baby with a pig?
A very deformed mutation. Or the sperm isn't compatible, I don't know, I've never been good with biology.
A very deformed mutation. Or the sperm isn't compatible, I don't know, I've never been good with biology.
pr1mus da scr1pt
Rage-Inducing Forum Troll
his dad presumably high on adderall and xanax probably spooked some random black bitch and pulled it out of her ass at the last second yet somehow a residue of jizz managed to ooze out of her butthole, through her asscrack; into her vagina, and even then tyler had to do backstrokes versus roughly 375 million other sperm cells with glaring daddy issues. the odds make me sad.
