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A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find out what the difference between hypothetically and realistically. He asked his dad for help.
"Go ask your mom if she would sleep with the mailman for $1,000,000," his Dad said.
He went and asked and came back and said, "She said yes".
"Well", said the dad, "Go ask your sister the same question."
He did and came back and said, "She said yes too".
So dad said, "You see son... Hypothetically we're millionaires, realistically we're living with a couple of whores."
"Go ask your mom if she would sleep with the mailman for $1,000,000," his Dad said.
He went and asked and came back and said, "She said yes".
"Well", said the dad, "Go ask your sister the same question."
He did and came back and said, "She said yes too".
So dad said, "You see son... Hypothetically we're millionaires, realistically we're living with a couple of whores."
First time me and my ex had sex she said "Give me 8 inches and make it hurt". So i fucked her twice and punched her in the face.
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bluehawk
Legendary Skial King
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.
His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks.
Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, hand loading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat.
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
"There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife."
"Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
"I wasn't. "
His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks.
Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, hand loading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat.
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
"There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife."
"Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
"I wasn't. "
pr1mus da scr1pt
Rage-Inducing Forum Troll
a horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked why the long face, the horse said: people confuse me with Sarah Jessica Parker
