My current grades from my report card:
Reading: C-
Social Studies: D+
Language Arts: F
Science: A
Math: B-
Help me pl0x.
Just spent 20 mins reading all these 6 pages of shit through.
You guys seriously think that reporting your grades to your parents is the worst thing that could happen to you?

Okay... Here we go.
How to let your parents know:

  1. Do not lie. Parents feel with their skin when you are lying.
  2. Explain your parents that you are a dumb ass and ask for help (tutors, for instance); Parents will understand and apply no punishment to you since you seem to be willing to improve.
  3. Increase your grades.
  4. Become a fucking fully functioning unit of society with a nicely paid job.
  5. Learn that communication on the forum is not only about posting smiles - it's about talking/socializing.