Toxik

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It's fucking amazing.
@Bigshula have you tried it yet?
I've finished most of it, but I still can't get a few achievements. Anyone know how to get the "Angel Goat: Do no harm." one? I've been running around not doing shit and I still haven't gotten anything
 
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Tried it? I lost my shit my first play session (48 minutes. roughly 30 of which had me laughing). I had to get up and walk out of the room to regain my composure the first time I unleashed the true power of the demon goat. That may have just been me over reacting though. Regardless! I lost that session and the audio of me losing said shit due to weird glitches in the video and with the audio.

I did make this though...


But yes. Shamless plugging aside; It's the dumbest thing I've ever played, or possibly paid money for. At the same time it's the greatest thing I've played in ages.
 
I already know people are going to mod the fuck out of it and make awesome maps, and I just can't wait for that
 
When I look at Goat Simulator on the Steam page there is no price yet. How much did you guys pay?
 
TBH it could be fun for a bit. But soon you will exhaust the fun out of it very quickly. Might be better when more stuff from the workshop is out for it.
 
It doesn't look fun at all.

I can understand why people like football simulator, kerbal space program, train simulator, ect. But this just looks completely stupid. I don't mean to piss in anyone's cheerios, but what is the hype of this game?
 
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It doesn't look fun at all.

I can understand why people like football simulator, kerbal space program, train simulator, ect. But this just looks completely stupid. I don't mean to piss in anyone's cheerios, but what is the hype of this game?
It's Saints Row's Insurance Fraud mission expanded into an entire game
 
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Did the same people who made sanctum 2 make this?
Its the same dev, so yes they did.

It looks retarded to be completely honest.
Agree

It doesn't look fun at all.

I can understand why people like football simulator, kerbal space program, train simulator, ect. But this just looks completely stupid. I don't mean to piss in anyone's cheerios, but what is the hype of this game?
Germans, its the only answer i can find...
(Nothing about hate about them, just that it seems that they love simulators of everything you could think of, like this or this or this and then almost infinite others
 
We can't forget Trainz Simulator 12 and its legendary THREE ACHIEVEMENTS THAT REQUIRE 10,000 HOURS OF GAMEPLAY, EACH
There are only 2 kind of gamers that got it:
- Cheaters
- Germans

Btw, 10000 hours are around 470 days NONSTOP
 
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