My mother is an insane feminist, I'm talking women with a "y" manhater. I'm amazed she's into men considering how everything is the fault of man. I mean EVERYTHING too. Every time I call this womyn I get badgered with news about men did something and it's because they're men, if women...er...womyn were in charge, things would be different and all sorts of rubbish. The only thing she believes that I'm all game for...if a woman hits a man first, and is the aggressor, hit her back. This "women are equal, but you mustn't ever hit them, no matter what, because they're women", is a massive contradiction. If women want to truly be equal, then they have to take equal responsibility for what they do and want. If you want to be equal and hit a man, then you don't get to play the "but you can't hit women card". If some broad wants to throw down, the broad can bring it 'cause I'll bring it back. And to make this a fair point, it's not that I don't believe in not hitting women, I don't believe in hitting anyone. If you act violently towards me, I'll respond with appropriate force, but I'm never aggressive in a violent way.
And trolling feminists is just so, unbelievably goddamn fun. All I have to say when I'm visiting my mother is "bitch, go make me a sandwich, do my laundry and rattle those goddamn pots and pans" and she's...about to stroke out and beat someone down. She knows I do it to troll her so she just laughs now, but I tell a sexist joke like: "why shouldn't women drive? Because there's no road from the bedroom to the kitchen" or "why don't women need watches? Because stoves have clocks", I'll probably die.
I am a feminist, I just love fuckin' with em. I can't help it.
