Buying three handguns soon

[Dave the Manly]

Not sure how I'm going to hold the third one. Ideas?

 

[KillerZebra]

Ask him

 

[Dave the Manly]

Ask him

Cool. How do I contact this guy?

 

[Pinker-tan]

Ask him

But he has swords not guns

 

[Dave the Manly]

But he has swords not guns

Both are used to kill people. I fail to see your point.

 

[KillerZebra]

I believe he can be found on the grand line.

 

[Dave the Manly]

I believe he can be found on the grand line.

I'm not quite sure I know what this grand line you're referring to is. Enlighten me, o milky one.

 

[Pinker-tan]

Both are used to kill people. I fail to see your point.

Well you're looking to buy handguns not swords.

 

[Dave the Manly]

Well you're looking to buy handguns not swords.

I never implied I wasn't looking to buy swords. I love swords, yo.

 

[Pinker-tan]

I never implied I wasn't looking to buy swords. I love swords, yo.

Judging by the OP you're currently looking for a third handgun, why not buy it from the guy you bought the other two from?

 

[Dave the Manly]

Judging by the OP you're currently looking for a third handgun, why not buy it from the guy you bought the other two from?

I don't have any handguns. I'm looking to buy three, and trying to figure out how I would hold a third one.

 

[Pinker-tan]

I don't have any handguns. I'm looking to buy three, and trying to figure out how I would hold a third one.

Buy a third hostler, two on your hips and one on your back

 

[Dave the Manly]

Buy a third hostler, two on your hips and one on your back

Have you ever tried firing a gun from its holster?

Oh, and by the way. A hostler is a dude that brushes horses all day.

 

[Pinker-tan]

Have you ever tried firing a gun from its holster?

Oh, and by the way. A hostler is a dude that brushes horses all day.

Well you take the gun out of the holster if you're gonna fire it. Also, why would you contact a guy with swords if you want to know where to hold your third gun.

And lol auto correct :(

 

[Dave the Manly]

Well you take the gun out of the holster if you're gonna fire it. Also, why would you contact a guy with swords if you want to know where to hold your third gun.

And lol auto correct :(

Pinker, think about it. You have two hands. You have three guns. You take your guns out of their holsters to fire them. How do you hold the third one?
You hold it like that guy with the swords does. Get it now?

 

[HowIMetYourMother]

3 swords and 3 guns, so this is what you'll be holding hem into: 2 hands, 2 feets, mouth , *******

 

[Dave the Manly]

3 swords and 3 guns, so this is what you'll be holding hem into: 2 hands, 2 feets, mouth , penis

Brb, drawing this.

 

[Pinker-tan]

Pinker, think about it. You have two hands. You have three guns. You take your guns out of their holsters to fire them. How do you hold the third one?
You hold it like that guy with the swords does. Get it now?

Ohh fock now I get it, zeebra you clever bastard

 

[Da_Jinks]

TAKE THE 2 OUT AND DUEL HANDLE THEM. FIRE, THROW EM TO THE SIDES LIKE A BOSS AND EMPTY THE OTHER. PROBLEM SOLVED.

 

[Dave the Manly]

TAKE THE 2 OUT AND DUEL HANDLE THEM. FIRE, THROW EM TO THE SIDES LIKE A BOSS AND EMPTY THE OTHER. PROBLEM SOLVED.

Better idea. I could juggle them.