Well yeah if you have identically perfect bodies of course youre going to go with the one witb bigger tools.
 
I love these scientific grants that research no shit sherlock things...you want real science? Put a hideous male with a giant dong up against a sculpted male with a tiny peenee. 15 in vs 3in. Who wins then?
 
Headlines are really the tl'dr =P

Grant money spent to find out that women prefer men with large johnsons =P
 
Guys with bigger dicks get ladies.
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“As you increase penis size, the amount of attractiveness scores gets bigger” in a linear fashion, he explained, until 7.6 centimeters, or 3 inches. After three inches, attractiveness still increased, but in smaller increments.

I thought that was funny
 
Good job on making insecure teenagers like Zebra, Toxik, and Bottiger even more insecure about the size of their doinkers.
EDIT: ... and mittens.
The wave of suicides is coming.
 
Go on a diet and get a penis transplant?
If you lose a lot of weight you actually gain penis size

I get tired though that we are having our "honestly time" and we are talking and than we talk about masterbation and penis size and they say, " I have a 7 incher"... The largest it can get is 6 inches...

ok yea...