As a Skial admin, I feel like I should share some of these IMs I get.

Never tell your password to anyone.
Tomatketchup: Do you know algebra?
mittens, the satanic kitten: not really
Tomatketchup: well fuck you then
mittens, the satanic kitten: pretty much
Tomatketchup: get laid you fuddling macaroni glass
mittens, the satanic kitten: i would ask you but i know you don't fuck pussies
Tomatketchup: thats because i suck balls
mittens, the satanic kitten: I'll be impressed when you can do algebra and suck balls at the same time
Tomatketchup: b^2 = 2
Tomatketchup: No wait
Tomatketchup: b^2 - 2 = 0
Tomatketchup: b = -2
mittens, the satanic kitten: /fail
Tomatketchup: b = sqrt(-2)
Tomatketchup: sqrt(-2) = i
Tomatketchup: b = i
Tomatketchup: or some shit
Tomatketchup: i just started with this math today
Tomatketchup: give me a fucking minute
Tomatketchup: no
Tomatketchup: fuck it
mittens, the satanic kitten: math is hard and useless
mittens, the satanic kitten: kind of like your dick
Tomatketchup: at least Im pleasing someone
Tomatketchup: unlike your raggedy fuckshit facedick
mittens, the satanic kitten: my balls are always in the equation
 
Never tell your password to anyone.
January-11-13
11:55 PM - ADarklight: Hey
11:55 PM - ÁR Ruelel: hey you still selling the key?
11:55 PM - ÁR Ruelel: i saw your thing on outpost
11:56 PM - ADarklight: STOPPPPPPPP
11:56 PM - ÁR Ruelel: ok
ADarklight is now Offline.
 
DrRuelel said:
Never tell your password to anyone.
January-11-13
11:55 PM - ADarklight: Hey
11:55 PM - ÁR Ruelel: hey you still selling the key?
11:55 PM - ÁR Ruelel: i saw your thing on outpost
11:56 PM - ADarklight: STOPPPPPPPP
11:56 PM - ÁR Ruelel: ok
ADarklight is now Offline.
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you need to work on your people skill
 
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Ah the displeasure of being an Administrator. This is normal apparently.

Never tell your password to anyone.
Saturday, January 12, 2013
6:22 PM - Nyan Cat :3[Lollipop]: what are u doing bitch
6:22 PM - {GCC}Dracowolf: Whoa, we got a bad ass over here
6:22 PM - {GCC}Dracowolf: haha get lost, was reading about my carbon footprint.
6:23 PM - Nyan Cat :3[Lollipop]: ur a smarty-pants don´t you
6:23 PM - {GCC}Dracowolf: Hardly, don't you have anything better to do than annoy me?
6:23 PM - Nyan Cat :3[Lollipop]: not really
6:24 PM - Nyan Cat :3[Lollipop]: im watching anime
6:24 PM - Nyan Cat :3[Lollipop]: :)
6:24 PM - {GCC}Dracowolf: Watch, not talk, go away
6:24 PM - Nyan Cat :3[Lollipop]: okay
 
Wrath said:
Ah the displeasure of being an Administrator. This is normal apparently.

Never tell your password to anyone.
Saturday, January 12, 2013
6:22 PM - Nyan Cat :3[Lollipop]: what are u doing bitch
6:22 PM - {GCC}Dracowolf: Whoa, we got a bad ass over here
6:22 PM - {GCC}Dracowolf: haha get lost, was reading about my carbon footprint.
6:23 PM - Nyan Cat :3[Lollipop]: ur a smarty-pants don´t you
6:23 PM - {GCC}Dracowolf: Hardly, don't you have anything better to do than annoy me?
6:23 PM - Nyan Cat :3[Lollipop]: not really
6:24 PM - Nyan Cat :3[Lollipop]: im watching anime
6:24 PM - Nyan Cat :3[Lollipop]: :)
6:24 PM - {GCC}Dracowolf: Watch, not talk, go away
6:24 PM - Nyan Cat :3[Lollipop]: okay
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There is a thread like this for non-admins.
 
And this is how tomat got me to remove one of his warning points. Don't attempt to truly understand any of it because I sure as hell don't.


Code: 
Tomatketchup: takethepants
Tomatketchup: what are you doing
takethepants: not much
Tomatketchup: why not takethepants
takethepants: because it's saturday
Tomatketchup: and your friends are out drinking but you couldn't come because they consider you lame?
Tomatketchup: we talked about this last week, that you were supposed to be more outgoing
Tomatketchup: Or else we can never cure your depression
takethepants: well i'm not depressed, so that would be hard to cure
Tomatketchup: see, we can never cure your depression with this attitude
Tomatketchup: as your totally entitled and researched psychologist takethepants I must say I'm here to help you
Tomatketchup: but I can't help you if you're going to have a negative attitude
takethepants: i'm probably closer to a psychologist than you are
Tomatketchup: takethepants
Tomatketchup: no
Tomatketchup: bad takethepants
Tomatketchup: BAD
Tomatketchup: VERY BAD
Tomatketchup: YOU HAVE DISGRACED FAMIRY HONOR
takethepants: i got a minor in it in college, so that's probably more than you
Tomatketchup: YOU MUST SOLVE-U SUDOKU NOW-U
Tomatketchup: SUDOKUUUUUUUUU
Tomatketchup: SUDOKUUAHHUHUHUHUHHUUUUHU
Tomatketchup: yes well I'm your psychologist right now so I don't care
takethepants: i have so many sudoku books, i have already solved many
Tomatketchup: I'm here for you takethepants
Tomatketchup: not for anyone else
Tomatketchup: not even you
Tomatketchup: just you takethepants
Tomatketchup: now tell me your problems
Tomatketchup: did your mom beat herself up as your dad was a kid takethepants
takethepants: what?
Tomatketchup: DID SHE TAKETHEPANTS
Tomatketchup: GODAMMIT TAKETHEPANTS CALM DOWN
Tomatketchup: CALM THE FUCK DOWN AAAAAH MY HAIR IS ON FIRE
Tomatketchup: JESUS CHRIST MY HAIR IS ON FUCKING FIRE
Tomatketchup: AAHADWIDJAHWDAWKDAH
Tomatketchup: here, solve some sudoku
Tomatketchup: 9:x:8
Tomatketchup: what's supposed to be inbetween takethepants
takethepants: you need a full grid
Tomatketchup: if you don't solve this sudoku you can never become the king of candyland takethepants
takethepants: it can be anything except 9 or 8
Tomatketchup: GODAMMIT TAKETHEPANTS DON'T QUESTION MY SUDOKUUJUJUJUKUJUUUJKUKUKUKUKUK
Tomatketchup: this is about you takethepants
Tomatketchup: not me
Tomatketchup: not your mom
Tomatketchup: who i didnt sleep with last night
Tomatketchup: at all
Tomatketchup: not your dad
Tomatketchup: whom i didnt sleep with last night either
Tomatketchup: because he slept with your mom
Tomatketchup: UUU
Tomatketchup: anyway
Tomatketchup: solve this sudoku takethepants
Tomatketchup: and claim your throne
Tomatketchup: as the king of candyland
Tomatketchup: so you can free the chocolate people of ukawagawgasudoku
Tomatketchup: or else they're going to die
Tomatketchup: DIE
Tomatketchup: i assure you
Tomatketchup: takethepants are you still there
takethepants: yes?
Tomatketchup: solve sudoku
Tomatketchup: now
Tomatketchup: come on
takethepants: i need to be in the mood
Tomatketchup: but takethepants
Tomatketchup: you must become king of candyland
takethepants: i think i became kind of candyland at like 8
takethepants: king
Tomatketchup: well according to my sudoku bookmarking of chocolate kindness and mom of beat herself upping you're not
Tomatketchup: so fuck you solve the sudoku
Tomatketchup: claim your title
Tomatketchup: save chocolate people
Tomatketchup: else they die
takethepants: but i would rather eat the chocolate people than die
Tomatketchup: i would too
Tomatketchup: but youre not dying
Tomatketchup: youre just depressed
Tomatketchup: and you need to solve the sudoku
takethepants: well the only way to represent my answer to the on you posted would be 9:{1,2,3,4,5,6,7}:8
Tomatketchup: YOU SOLVED THE SUDOKU
Tomatketchup: CONGRATULATIONS
Tomatketchup: YOU ARE NOW DEAD
Tomatketchup: POPULATION: YOU
Tomatketchup: BUT DEA
Tomatketchup: D
Tomatketchup: SO YOU'RE LIKE
Tomatketchup: dangit dead is still unpopulated
Tomatketchup: oh well
Tomatketchup: YOU ARE NOW KING OF CANDYLAND
Tomatketchup: what do you wanna do first
takethepants: eat the chocolate people
Tomatketchup: you have eaten the chocolate people
Tomatketchup: candyland has entered a civil war
Tomatketchup: one side wants to kill you
Tomatketchup: the other one listens to faggy country music
Tomatketchup: what do you do
takethepants: eat both sides and poop out a candyland master race
Tomatketchup: you tried to poop out a new candyland master race, but a triceratops from the organization of racial ethics rammed it's head up your butt
Tomatketchup: what do you do
takethepants: contemplate suicide because a triceratops has rammed its horn up my butt resulting in an extreme amount of pain and think about what i've done to get me to this place
Tomatketchup: the triceratops has digged itself into your stomach and made you pregnant with the antichrist of the zoroastrianistic religion, forcing you to grow a bismarck moustache
Tomatketchup: a black man presents to you a blue pill and a red pill
Tomatketchup: the red pill kills you, the blue pill makes you solve a sudoku
Tomatketchup: what do you do
takethepants: well sudoku is what got me here and there are no guartantees of relief from solving it, so i would probably take the red pill
Tomatketchup: you pick the blue pill and must now solve a sudoku
Tomatketchup: 3,5,x
Tomatketchup: what is x
takethepants: x != 3 || x != 5
Tomatketchup: correct
Tomatketchup: the black man now turns into a shoe of eternal wisdomry
Tomatketchup: he has an important task to give you to finally end this adventure and rid the world of all evil
Tomatketchup: are you up for it?
takethepants: sure
Tomatketchup: once you say yes you must do this, even if you don't know what your task is
Tomatketchup: are you still up for it
takethepants: ok
Tomatketchup: you must
Tomatketchup: unban me from the skial forums
takethepants: lol, you really went through all that to try and get me to unban you?
Tomatketchup: you got to solve a few sudokus
Tomatketchup: thats gotta be something
Tomatketchup: everyone loves sudokus
takethepants: well one of the points expires in two days. i'll remove that point, but the other two will remain until they expire. so if anyone gives you a warning point then you'll be banned again
Tomatketchup: damn, I cant believe that worked
takethepants: don't expect it to work next time
 
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takethepants said:
It's probably worth it. It's a story of depression, candyland, anuses, with a slight bit of racism. His last point expired in two days, so I figured I would take it off now for that.
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Is there a way to check if you have warning points so we can keep a track of it if we do missbehave. Or do we recieve a mail when we get a warning point?
 
LadyPimpernel said:
Is there a way to check if you have warning points so we can keep a track of it if we do missbehave. Or do we recieve a mail when we get a warning point?
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I think only mods see the tab, but I believe you get an alert. 3 points = ban and they expire after a certain point.
 
Jonathan: dude
Jonathan: i suck at dota 2
Jonathan: cinic
Jonathan: please answe me
Jonathan: cinic
Jonathan: please be there
ϽiᴎiϽ [Burn the Church]: WHAT, JONATHAN
Jonathan: what is the best class for dota 2 beginner
ϽiᴎiϽ [Burn the Church]: THIS IS YOUR EMERGENCY?
ϽiᴎiϽ [Burn the Church]: Meepo.
Jonathan: really..
Jonathan: what you got on now
ϽiᴎiϽ [Burn the Church]: I play Faceless
Jonathan: i'm starting to do a dota 2 crates shop
Jonathan: hmm seems like a good meepo to me
Jonathan: i'll try him later
Jonathan: thx
Jonathan: I MUST BECOME AN HERO
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