As a Skial admin, I feel like I should share some of these IMs I get.

iRepLebs said:
also it wasn't supposed to be funny. it just had to contain those.
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10:27 PM - Vergil: arent you skial admin?
10:27 PM - Roman: yes
10:28 PM - Vergil: okay now i have to morph this conversation into something stupid so you can post it to the forums
10:28 PM - Roman: give it your best, kid. this is your shot at fame.
10:29 PM - Vergil: My pride is on the line
10:29 PM - Vergil: i will not fail you grandmama...
 
Roman said:
10:27 PM - Vergil: arent you skial admin?
10:27 PM - Roman: yes
10:28 PM - Vergil: okay now i have to morph this conversation into something stupid so you can post it to the forums
10:28 PM - Roman: give it your best, kid. this is your shot at fame.
10:29 PM - Vergil: My pride is on the line
10:29 PM - Vergil: i will not fail you grandmama...
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he failed
 
IRekAsSpy: any reason behind really bad fps drops in the entire server
IRekAsSpy: ?
Doctor Who: i don't know
Doctor Who: how long has this been happening
IRekAsSpy: 20 minutes?
Doctor Who: might be ddos
Doctor Who: it would show up in the console
IRekAsSpy: thats what i feared :|
IRekAsSpy: as what?
IRekAsSpy: show up as what i mean lol
Doctor Who: a message in the console of the game
IRekAsSpy: what would it say?
Doctor Who: i've never seen it personally
Doctor Who: some people say it's big and hairy
Doctor Who: with giant teeth and beady red eyes
IRekAsSpy: LOL
 
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Tuesday, September 11, 2012
2:38 PM - Dirty Harry: hey faggot
2:38 PM - [TC]CreepingDeath [skial]: ?
2:39 PM - Dirty Harry: your server ban on me expired you fucktard twat
2:39 PM - Dirty Harry: hahahhaha
2:39 PM - [TC]CreepingDeath [skial]: Good for you.
2:39 PM - Dirty Harry: muhahahah
2:39 PM - [TC]CreepingDeath [skial]: Don't earn another one.
2:39 PM - Dirty Harry: you should have made it a permanent ban you twitface faggot
2:39 PM - Dirty Harry: you guzzle much cum last night
2:39 PM - Dirty Harry: lord knows your mom did
2:40 PM - Dirty Harry: LMAO
Dirty Harry is now Offline.
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http://www.skial.com/sourcebans/index.php?p=banlist&searchText=STEAM_0:0:7011301&Submit=
 
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September-12-12
8:56 PM - Ruelel •odR•: hey
8:56 PM - Ruelel •odR•: can you check the latest announcement in the 6s group
8:56 PM - Ruelel •odR•: it has the maps we're playing
8:56 PM - ☮The Dude•odR•: I just met you
8:56 PM - Ruelel •odR•: :|
8:56 PM - Ruelel •odR•: fucking
8:56 PM - Ruelel •odR•: set myself up
8:56 PM - ☮The Dude•odR•: and this is crazy
8:57 PM - ☮The Dude•odR•: but heres my #
 
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I may not be an admin, but this is one of the funniest join requests I've gotten:

Found out Saints is an open group and anyone can join, I also talked to an LB and apparently he tried to join them too, going to enquire with the DDVs as to how he got in >.<
 
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ϽiᴎiϽ: Howdy. You added me?
[TF2TK]☠PiKaKiTtTeN :.P☠: Oh Yo
[TF2TK]☠PiKaKiTtTeN :.P☠: yeh i did
[TF2TK]☠PiKaKiTtTeN :.P☠: Caise o want to have u ass a freidn
[TF2TK]☠PiKaKiTtTeN :.P☠: Ur rich :D
[TF2TK]☠PiKaKiTtTeN :.P☠: Hm
[TF2TK]☠PiKaKiTtTeN :.P☠: Can i buy any unusauls for a craft numberd Goood items
[TF2TK]☠PiKaKiTtTeN :.P☠: A Epic craft
ϽiᴎiϽ: An
[TF2TK]☠PiKaKiTtTeN :.P☠ is now Offline.
 
Tomatketchup: hi man
Tomatketchup: you busy?
Doctor Who: why
Tomatketchup: i just need to talk to you
Doctor Who: sure
Doctor Who: talk
Tomatketchup: you're not busy?
Doctor Who: no
Tomatketchup: k
Tomatketchup: you see
Tomatketchup: drugs are bad
Tomatketchup: mkay
Tomatketchup: you shouldnt do drugs
Doctor Who: well
Doctor Who: hard drugs are
Doctor Who: basically anything but weed
Tomatketchup: okay
Tomatketchup: well
Tomatketchup: you know what
Tomatketchup: fuck you
Tomatketchup: thats right
Tomatketchup: go fuck yourself you fucking hobbit
Tomatketchup: i hope you die
Tomatketchup: i hope you fucking die
Tomatketchup: im glad we had this talk
Doctor Who: alright bye tomat
Tomatketchup: bye
Doctor Who: tomat did you actually want to talk to me for some serious reason or are you just trying to dispense advice
Tomatketchup: just wanted to tell you about the dangers of drugs
Tomatketchup: so you dont do them
Tomatketchup: cuz drugs are bad
Tomatketchup: mkay
Doctor Who: court ordered?
Tomatketchup: no
Tomatketchup: why would I
Doctor Who: well i want to know why you're telling me this
Tomatketchup: cuz drugs are bad
Tomatketchup: mkay
Doctor Who: yes but why are you choosing to tell me
Tomatketchup: cuz youre dutch
Doctor Who: i'm not dutch
Tomatketchup: you are now
 
10:03 PM - {Saint}Vλrun[DDV]: hi
10:03 PM - {Saint}Vλrun[DDV]: u r admin of skial?
10:03 PM - {Saint}Vλrun[DDV]: ??
10:05 PM - Bottiger: no
10:05 PM - {Saint}Vλrun[DDV]: u creat servers?
10:05 PM - Bottiger: no
10:05 PM - {Saint}Vλrun[DDV]: who is creating dervers
10:06 PM - Bottiger: i duno
10:06 PM - {Saint}Vλrun[DDV]: k
10:10 PM - Bottiger: http://steamcommunity.com/id/XLVIItheRoman/
10:11 PM - {Saint}Vλrun[DDV]: he will create?
10:12 PM - Bottiger: yes
10:12 PM - {Saint}Vλrun[DDV]: ask him
10:12 PM - {Saint}Vλrun[DDV]: we want servers foor injdia
10:12 PM - {Saint}Vλrun[DDV]: india
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>DOM< Dave the Manly: Surely that's not all you added me for, though. I mean, if you just wanted to say your two cents you could have posted in unmoderated or something.
>DOM< Dave the Manly: Or messaged me over Skial.
Doctor Who: no that's actually what i wanted to say
>DOM< Dave the Manly: Or started a really extensive and complex chain of gossip so I don't know who's saying I'm not manly.
>DOM< Dave the Manly: Welp. I am quite disappointed.
>DOM< Dave the Manly: I thought we had something going there.
Doctor Who: what did you think we had going
>DOM< Dave the Manly: Something special, doc.
Doctor Who: i added you to tell you that
Doctor Who: i didn't let on to more
>DOM< Dave the Manly: Doc. I love you.
>DOM< Dave the Manly: Marry me.
>DOM< Dave the Manly: Okay, wedding's tomorrow.
>DOM< Dave the Manly: Good night.
Doctor Who: neat
Doctor Who: i'll buy the rings
Doctor Who: come up here
Doctor Who: we're legal
>DOM< Dave the Manly: Up where
Doctor Who: underwear
>DOM< Dave the Manly: Neat.
 
Doctor Who said:
>DOM< Dave the Manly: Surely that's not all you added me for, though. I mean, if you just wanted to say your two cents you could have posted in unmoderated or something.
>DOM< Dave the Manly: Or messaged me over Skial.
Doctor Who: no that's actually what i wanted to say
>DOM< Dave the Manly: Or started a really extensive and complex chain of gossip so I don't know who's saying I'm not manly.
>DOM< Dave the Manly: Welp. I am quite disappointed.
>DOM< Dave the Manly: I thought we had something going there.
Doctor Who: what did you think we had going
>DOM< Dave the Manly: Something special, doc.
Doctor Who: i added you to tell you that
Doctor Who: i didn't let on to more
>DOM< Dave the Manly: Doc. I love you.
>DOM< Dave the Manly: Marry me.
>DOM< Dave the Manly: Okay, wedding's tomorrow.
>DOM< Dave the Manly: Good night.
Doctor Who: neat
Doctor Who: i'll buy the rings
Doctor Who: come up here
Doctor Who: we're legal
>DOM< Dave the Manly: Up where
Doctor Who: underwear
>DOM< Dave the Manly: Neat.
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ﭢ The Frankynator ☢: i didnt see a warning
ﭢ The Frankynator ☢: hm?
KillerZebra: you added me
KillerZebra: what do u want?
ﭢ The Frankynator ☢: read what i just said?
KillerZebra: yeah i don't know what the hell ur taking about
ﭢ The Frankynator ☢: ﭢ The Frankynator ☢: hey i saw u banned me from skial?
KillerZebra is now Offline.
KillerZebra is now Online.
KillerZebra is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
ﭢ The Frankynator ☢: i didnt see a warning
ﭢ The Frankynator ☢: how is that hard to understand?
KillerZebra: i never got that message
ﭢ The Frankynator ☢: well there u go.
KillerZebra: what did i ban you for? a link to it please?
ﭢ The Frankynator ☢: well if you dont even remember then ur doing a terrible job. if you dont even Remember the reason why you banned me. then why ban me?
ﭢ The Frankynator ☢: Nice Going.
KillerZebra: okay well since ur being an idiot. there is no way im going to even consider unbanning you
KillerZebra: bye
ﭢ The Frankynator ☢: lol
 
JohnnyGaloshes: good teachers make it a little more bearable
JohnnyGaloshes: any hot ones?
mohawkg2: no
JohnnyGaloshes: boooo
mohawkg2: :c
JohnnyGaloshes: i fucked my english teacher at a house party in grade 10 :)
mohawkg2: what
JohnnyGaloshes: she got aound a bit :)
mohawkg2: what
mohawkg2: wtf
mohawkg2: how hot was she
mohawkg2: or he
mohawkg2: heh
JohnnyGaloshes: 8/10
JohnnyGaloshes: wow SHE
mohawkg2: :p
JohnnyGaloshes: blonde..a little chunk
mohawkg2: hm
JohnnyGaloshes: i was quite popular in HS..cptn of football and hockey.
JohnnyGaloshes: Now i'm a douche :P
mohawkg2: interesting
mohawkg2: lol
JohnnyGaloshes: i'm french so there we're quite a few nuns as teachers also
mohawkg2: :L
JohnnyGaloshes: my hands still have the marks from the strap in JH
mohawkg2: :l
 
mohawkg2 said:
JohnnyGaloshes: good teachers make it a little more bearable
JohnnyGaloshes: any hot ones?
mohawkg2: no
JohnnyGaloshes: boooo
mohawkg2: :c
JohnnyGaloshes: i fucked my english teacher at a house party in grade 10 :)
mohawkg2: what
JohnnyGaloshes: she got aound a bit :)
mohawkg2: what
mohawkg2: wtf
mohawkg2: how hot was she
mohawkg2: or he
mohawkg2: heh
JohnnyGaloshes: 8/10
JohnnyGaloshes: wow SHE
mohawkg2: :p
JohnnyGaloshes: blonde..a little chunk
mohawkg2: hm
JohnnyGaloshes: i was quite popular in HS..cptn of football and hockey.
JohnnyGaloshes: Now i'm a douche :p
mohawkg2: interesting
mohawkg2: lol
JohnnyGaloshes: i'm french so there we're quite a few nuns as teachers also
mohawkg2: :L
JohnnyGaloshes: my hands still have the marks from the strap in JH
mohawkg2: :l
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As a Skial regular, I must say this conversation is full of hogwash.
 
mohawkg2 said:
JohnnyGaloshes: good teachers make it a little more bearable
JohnnyGaloshes: any hot ones?
mohawkg2: no
JohnnyGaloshes: boooo
mohawkg2: :c
JohnnyGaloshes: i fucked my english teacher at a house party in grade 10 :)
mohawkg2: what
JohnnyGaloshes: she got aound a bit :)
mohawkg2: what
mohawkg2: wtf
mohawkg2: how hot was she
mohawkg2: or he
mohawkg2: heh
JohnnyGaloshes: 8/10
JohnnyGaloshes: wow SHE
mohawkg2: :p
JohnnyGaloshes: blonde..a little chunk
mohawkg2: hm
JohnnyGaloshes: i was quite popular in HS..cptn of football and hockey.
JohnnyGaloshes: Now i'm a douche :p
mohawkg2: interesting
mohawkg2: lol
JohnnyGaloshes: i'm french so there we're quite a few nuns as teachers also
mohawkg2: :L
JohnnyGaloshes: my hands still have the marks from the strap in JH
mohawkg2: :l
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you say :p too much
 
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