Dave Apr 11, 2018 I'm trying to finish writing a script for a porno movie, but there are just too many holes in the plot.
I'm trying to finish writing a script for a porno movie, but there are just too many holes in the plot.
Dave Apr 9, 2018 Some one gave me an Australian kiss. It's the same as a French kiss, but down under.
Dave Apr 7, 2018 Women are like swimming pools – they cost a great deal of money to maintain, considering the time you spend inside.
Women are like swimming pools – they cost a great deal of money to maintain, considering the time you spend inside.
Dave Apr 2, 2018 Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Dave Mar 27, 2018 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
Dave Mar 20, 2018 Hey, I'm not saying Hitler was a great guy, but he really saved the Histoy channel.
Dave Mar 15, 2018 A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
Dave Mar 10, 2018 If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?
If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?
Dave Mar 7, 2018 I bought a box of condoms earlier today. The cashier asked if I'd like a bag. I said "nah, I'll just turn the lights off."
I bought a box of condoms earlier today. The cashier asked if I'd like a bag. I said "nah, I'll just turn the lights off."
Dave Mar 5, 2018 If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it… He's gay, definitely gay.
Dave Mar 3, 2018 When I die, I hope I have enough time to point at a complete stranger and whisper "You did this."
Dave Feb 27, 2018 I went to see the doctor about my short-term memory problems. The first thing the bastard did was made me pay in advance.
I went to see the doctor about my short-term memory problems. The first thing the bastard did was made me pay in advance.
Dave Feb 14, 2018 What's the best part about Valentine's Day? ..............................The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What's the best part about Valentine's Day? ..............................The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.
Dave Jan 2, 2018 A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even own bikes...........................
A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even own bikes...........................