Dave Dec 19, 2017 There's nothing like the joy on a kid's face when he first sees the PlayStation box containing the socks I got him for Christmas.
There's nothing like the joy on a kid's face when he first sees the PlayStation box containing the socks I got him for Christmas.
Dave Dec 18, 2017 There are smart men, handsome men, rich men, sexy men and sweet men and then there is the combination of all. We call that one a "unicorn"
There are smart men, handsome men, rich men, sexy men and sweet men and then there is the combination of all. We call that one a "unicorn"
Dave Dec 13, 2017 Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I play TF2.
Dave Dec 12, 2017 I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
Dave Dec 1, 2017 Too many people buy things they don’t need with money they don’t have to impress people they don’t like.
Too many people buy things they don’t need with money they don’t have to impress people they don’t like.
Percilius Nov 25, 2017 reading through these profile posts is probably the best thing i did in my life.
Dave Nov 25, 2017 eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
Dave Nov 21, 2017 Help! This is my first time cooking for Thanksgiving. The turkey's been in the oven for two hours, and it's still running around!
Help! This is my first time cooking for Thanksgiving. The turkey's been in the oven for two hours, and it's still running around!
Dave Nov 15, 2017 When someone you greatly admire and respect appears to be thinking deep thoughts, they are probably thinking about lunch.
When someone you greatly admire and respect appears to be thinking deep thoughts, they are probably thinking about lunch.
Dave Nov 13, 2017 My girlfriend was complaining last night that I never listen to her. Or something like that....................
My girlfriend was complaining last night that I never listen to her. Or something like that....................
Dave Nov 1, 2017 The word CANDY can be spelled using just two letters. Can you figure out how? =============The answer is: C and Y.
The word CANDY can be spelled using just two letters. Can you figure out how? =============The answer is: C and Y.
Dave Oct 31, 2017 Halloween is easily the scariest night of the year- the dead rising from their graves and fat girls thinking they look sexy dressed as cats!
Halloween is easily the scariest night of the year- the dead rising from their graves and fat girls thinking they look sexy dressed as cats!