KillerZebra Feb 19, 2017 The amount of people who plagiarize my work is astounding. Write your own things, geniuses...
KillerZebra Jan 16, 2017 I just got arrested for using my iPhone. It looks like I'm going to Face Time
KillerZebra Dec 31, 2016 Right before the clock strikes midnight make sure you raise your left leg so you start the year off on the right foot
Right before the clock strikes midnight make sure you raise your left leg so you start the year off on the right foot
ly_dee Dec 18, 2016 You: What's with all the winky faces? Me: Because I had something in my eye and it happens to be you.
You: What's with all the winky faces? Me: Because I had something in my eye and it happens to be you.