KillerZebra Mar 19, 2015 I would have named the blueberry Red Bull "Blue Bulls". Seems like a wasted opportunity.
KillerZebra Mar 17, 2015 Some people wipe sitting down and other people wipe standing up. Most people don't even know the other type of person exists.
Some people wipe sitting down and other people wipe standing up. Most people don't even know the other type of person exists.
Cyber Demon Mar 8, 2015 You litteraly didn't give me time to explain my previous thread, that thread was a miss post. I reposted the finnished thread but it got deleted... Please delete that thread, it's humiliating.
You litteraly didn't give me time to explain my previous thread, that thread was a miss post. I reposted the finnished thread but it got deleted... Please delete that thread, it's humiliating.
KillerZebra Mar 5, 2015 I would be so much easier to do jumping jacks if my dick weren't hitting me in the face
KillerZebra Mar 1, 2015 Kanye West the type of guy who will go to an elementary school for motivational speaking and tell the kids they will never be him
Kanye West the type of guy who will go to an elementary school for motivational speaking and tell the kids they will never be him
KillerZebra Feb 28, 2015 That moment when your crush texts you "who is this and how did you get my number"
KillerZebra Feb 19, 2015 Every time I have a conversation, I reference Uptown Funk. Don't believe me? Just watch
KillerZebra Feb 7, 2015 I'm going to wear a Seahawks jersey on test days because that will make me pass when I know I shouldn't
I'm going to wear a Seahawks jersey on test days because that will make me pass when I know I shouldn't
KillerZebra Feb 6, 2015 What is the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon? I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing
What is the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon? I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing
KillerZebra Jan 16, 2015 75% of my company got phished today by an email. They also send out the phishing link to a bunch of other people not in the company...
75% of my company got phished today by an email. They also send out the phishing link to a bunch of other people not in the company...