Why is peter pan always flying? Because he can neverland. I love this joke because it never grows old.
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The world's most gigantic deck of cards was created recently. It was a pretty big deal.
Croissant victims?
HAVE YOU ATTACKED MY PEOPLE?
Why can't tennis players ever find happiness? Love means nothing to them.
I was gonna make a Lizzie McGuire joke, but jokes about Hilary Duff are so yesterday.
Reporter: "So are you dating Chris Brown again?" Rihanna: "beats me"
/timebomb @all
Can you change my name to Black Kaat
April Fools Day was such a joke.
These jokes are worse than Interrogators thread...
I thought The Avengers movie was marvelous.
You have misspelled "croissant" in your sig... but yes, may they R.I.P.
So this woman got wooden breast implants. It would be funny if this had a punchline, wooden tit?
To whoever stole my Microsoft Office, I will find out who you are. You have my Word![[YDEK] fi$hy k!tty](/data/avatars/s/10/10707.jpg?1353037336)
The rough neighborhoods of Italy are called the spaghetto.
Rick Astley will let you burrow any movie from his collection except one. He will never give you Up
Did you hear about the hipster that drowned? He fell into the mainstream
What did Dr. Dre say when 50 Cent gave him a sweater? Gee, you knit?
Three women were having a conversation in a bar.
First one said, "I'm so loose, I can stick a fist up there!"
Second one said, "I'm so loose, I can stick two fists up there!"
Third one just smiled and slid down the barstool.
You know, for a long time, I've always thought you were squirting lotion or body powder on yourself in your avatar....just now realized it's actually milk. ._. -
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