The founder of www.match.com, Gary Kreman, lost his girlfriend to a man she met on www.match.com
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Birthday!
Pretend you have kids. Hire a baby sitter and say the kids are sleeping in their rooms. Come back 3 hours later and ask where the kids are
Watch AR play NTFG connect 74.122.197.190:27022
School is like a boner. It's long and hard... unless you're Asian.
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
Has the milk dripping down your chest soured yet or do you wipe down and start with a new jug every day?
Hey! I can't add you on Steam and I don't make a whole thread but can you maybe help out on the server: 94.23.226.200:2010 .. this guy needs to be warned to play and not run around doing nothing but eating sandwiches, taunt, jumping, ... please? :3
I entered in 10 puns to a joke contest to see if any would win. No pun in ten did
“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.” – Kung Fu Panda
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
I bet earth makes fun of other planets for having no life
Ever had sex while you we're camping? It's fucking intense.
sowwy:(
Playing against the team that is favored to win the steel league.
What is the definition of trust? Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
I force my dog to watch animal abuse commercials, just to show him how good he has it.
I bet Rihanna will be on the cover of Chirs Browns greatest hits. -
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