My friend Phillip had his lip removed. We just call him Phil now.
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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a toilet seat? The toilet seat's hole is smaller and smells better.
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If you type "coughing" into Google images, it looks like a bunch of people giving blow jobs to an invisible man.
What is brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre
What's the worst thing about getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic?
Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.
What if you just started licking the dentist's fingers while they were in your mouth.
I'm upset cause the Dragon ball Z: Battle of the God won't hit US for a while :'(
What did the buffalo say when his son left for school? Bison
South Korea has a national "Forever Alone" day.
If I get a tattoo of a grape, would it turn into a raisin when I get older?
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My favorite sex position is "wow". It's where I flip your mom over.
People are posting Mayan jokes like there's NO TOMORROW....
How man PETA members does it take to change a light bulb? None..... PETA can't change anything.
Someone asked me why i don't have any tattoos. I said "You wouldn't put bumper stickers on a Ferrari would you?" -
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