Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.
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I got kicked out from the public library for putting all the "womens rights" books in the fiction section.
I lost my mood ring today. I don't know how I feel about this.
Suicide bomber training: "Ok pay close attention, because I'm only going to show you this once..."
Never ask Lebron James for change for a dollar... He never gives you the 4th quarter
How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it!
Today a guy told me i am not good because he can body shot kill me.
Hey KillerZebra stop with the quotes nobody likes you
Reasons to stand up: 1: Stretch 2: To go somewhere 3: You are the real Slim Shady
If woman never existed, life would be a big pain in the ass
I'm not saying you're fat, I'm just saying that if I were to name the 3 fattest people I know, you'd be 3 of them.
The best place to hide something is on page 2 of google search results
Theres a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
My girlfriend is like my Ipad. I don't have an ipad
I can't stand crippled jokes
I know a kid named Jay, but we call him J for short.
Modern Warefare 3 got released in Iraq and Afghanistan as "The Sims"
Sometimes i like to go whale watching at McDonalds
I'm more pissed off than a midget with a yo-yo.
That awkward moment when you get in his van and he has no candy -
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