Never ask Lebron for change for a dollar. He won't give you a fourth quarter.
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USA WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why are there no knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings!
Netflix should double over as a dating site. "Here are 7 women who live nearby that watch House."Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more
The toothbrush was invented in Alabama. We know this because if it was invented anywhere else, it would of been called a teethbrush.
dont send nudes… send xrays. its whats inside that counts
Someone help me. My cat keeps vibrating and I don't know why.
I don't understand why people waste everyones time and "+0" an application
sometimes I use big words I dont always fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis
I bought a King James Bible and I found out the title is very misleading. It has nothing to do with Lebron James. I am very disappointed.
If I was Neil Armstrong I would tell unfunny jokes about the moon. I would finish it off with "Ahh, I guess you had to be there".
Maybe we should be focusing less on Goldilocks and more on why Mama and Papa bear don't sleep in the same bed anymore.
Some day when scientists discover the center of the universe, many people are going to be disappointed to find out it isn't them.
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