What shit have you done in school?

[Dave the Manly]

All ive done is smoke weed and ciggarettes in the bathroom, also I once twice masturbated in the bathroom. Oh yeah, I made this thing that when you opened it it would open finder 1000000 times, turn your volume all the way up and play rick astleys Never Gonna Give You Up

I don't believe you.

 

[JayDee]

also who the fuks masturbates in school wtf wierdo cunts

 

[Dr.SteveBrule]

I'm surprised nobody made any jokes about school shootings, since it's becoming a daily thing here in America.

 

[JayDee]

I'm surprised nobody made any jokes about school shootings, since it's becoming a daily thing here in America.

im not from america u racist

 

[-Marinol-]

My high school spanish teacher was a chronic narcoleptic who kept hash in an altoids tin on her desk.

 

[SarcasticWisdom]

My high school spanish teacher was a chronic narcoleptic who kept hash in an altoids tin on her desk.

and...?

 

[-Marinol-]

How do you think we found out about it? She was in the middle of a lecture, stopped mid sentence and dropped off. We raided her desk =P

edit: Yes, I kept a shatter.

 

[hooplah523]

when I was a freshman, the seniors let two chickens loose in the cafeteria labeled "1" and "3" .. It took them a while to realize there wasn't a "2" running around. One of the deans took the chickens home because he had a large yard where they could live... but the next day he woke up to blood and feathers on the patio.. some wild animal came in the dark of night and ate them.
Oh and we started the swine flu outbreak of '09. Woot.

 

[Dave the Manly]

Oh and we started the swine flu outbreak of '09. Woot.

I don't believe you either.

 

[hooplah523]

I don't believe you either.

Welp, we had the most cases at least.
Not to mention if that girl didn't come back from spring break with it, it probably wouldn't have spread lmao

 

[Dave the Manly]

Welp, we had the most cases at least.
Not to mention if that girl didn't come back from spring break with it, it probably wouldn't have spread lmao

Since we're doing wikipedia wars now, this page shows your school neither had it worst nor had it first.

 

[isis.baybee]

When our computer science teacher had to leave for an emergency, 24 of us installed and played quake and halo

 

[Avenger]

Every time I doze off bcus boredom, my eyes somehow always drift to boobs... including my teacher's q.q
Also managed to be the only person dissecting my pig because everyone else ran away
And here I thought I was from redneck land

 

[Deadfront]

Every time I doze off bcus boredom, my eyes somehow always drift to boobs... including my teacher's q.q
Also managed to be the only person dissecting my pig because everyone else ran away
And here I thought I was from redneck land

Did you drop some beats while cuttin the piggy?

 

[hooplah523]

Since we're doing wikipedia wars now, this page shows your school neither had it worst nor had it first.

It seemed worse than it was I guess. I just remember being sick for a week and out of school for two, and reporters everywhere

 

[Avenger]

Did you drop some beats while cuttin the piggy?

ye

 

[DeathSod]

I don't believe you.

You seem to forget... im homeschooled now

 

[JayDee]

You seem to forget... im homeschooled now

why did you make the thing with the 100000 finders on your own computer

 

[Dave the Manly]

why did you make the thing with the 100000 finders on your own computer

He didn't.

 

[DeathSod]

why did you make the thing with the 100000 finders on your own computer

That was when I WAS in school, it was the easiest thing ever, I googled it and all I had to use was "AppleScriptEditor"
This was the "Code" I typed up
Open Finder 10000000000
Open Safari "Somelinkwithrickastley"
Set Volume Max
ENd
Something like that, t was easy