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My Mother told me that today my younger brother got lost on his way home because he thought the bus he took the wrong way would turn around and go to his stop. He found out that it doesn't, an hour and a half later, and proceeded not to take the bus on the opposite side of the street to get home. He claims he did not know where that bus is going. He's 11.
 
DanHack said:
My Mother told me that today my younger brother got lost on his way home because he thought the bus he took the wrong way would turn around and go to his stop. He found out that it doesn't, an hour and a half later, and proceeded not to take the bus on the opposite side of the street to get home. He claims he did not know where that bus is going. He's 11.
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Sound logical, buses usually do a loop (in the uk anyway), makes you wonder why he got off though. Good job he never ended up in a bad area.
I also heard that DanHack is back from his bus ride to China.
 
I heard the cinic has a crippling fear of anything in Pokemon that's not generation 1, despite shit like this.
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"You know, I've been inside of many New York ladies, but I still have yet to go inside the Statue of Liberty." - DanHack
 
I heard my aunt lied about her house being robbed so she could spend the day at the mall, rather than come say happy birthday to my sister.
Try not to have your friends tag you on Facebook next time, ya lying bitch.
 
Crimmy said:
I heard my aunt lied about her house being robbed so she could spend the day at the mall, rather than come say happy birthday to my sister.
Try not to have your friends tag you on Facebook next time, ya lying bitch.
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Damn, that's a bad aunt. And I know about bad aunts. My mother's sister is having her 6th baby girl, still desperately trying to get a baby boy, and while barely having any income/support to raise the rest of her horde of children. Poor kids.
 
Toxik said:
Damn, that's a bad aunt. And I know about bad aunts. My mother's sister is having her 6th baby girl, still desperately trying to get a baby boy, and while barely having any income/support to raise the rest of her horde of children. Poor kids.
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What pisses me off is she lied to my face about it.
She was suppose to be here around three pm to celebrate with everyone else. She has two kids named Luke and Walker who are both fourteen and sixteen, both of them my little sister absolutely loves spending time with and actually cries when they leave.

Five o'clock comes around and she hasn't shown up I call her and she tells me her house was broken in to and that she won't be able to make it due to her dealing with the cops. I let her tell my little sister and she starts crying when my aunt hangs up.
Bout ten minutes later I go to check Facebook to see if I have any messages and see her tagged by her best friend that they're both up at the mall in the next county, celebrating "girls night out" left her fucking kids at home alone while their dad worked.

I could give two shits if you said you didn't want to go, or you had plans. But lying to my face, and lying to my four year old sister because you were too much of a pussy to tell us that you were going to go fucking shopping instead of coming to her birthday? Nuhuh, that's some straight bullshit.
 
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