Steve Irwin, classy as fuck.
Gets bit on the neck by a snake, doesn't flinch, apologizes for delaying the show.
http://www.wimp.com/snakebite/
On other news, WHAT.
http://www.wimp.com/carparking/

Also, that retarded fucking mother isn't even trying. That's the "fake run" that people do when they're crossing the street. All they're doing is lifting their legs up more and going at the exact same speed as they would walking.
If there were a pizza in that wagon, she would hauling ass faster ...