CiNiC tonight, to mittens, after watching "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Slayer", followed immediately by the movie "Lincoln":

ϽiᴎiϽ [Care Police]: Mouth reeks of vodka and patiotism.
 
Watching "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" (again) while drunk.
'Why the fuck didn't chicks put out and fuck every other guy they saw when I was there?'

FeelsBadSuddenly
 
I heard Shula not giving me pics of her wearing her computer-making, best-mom-ever, skin tight, bear-teasing yoga pants is driving me into a deep state of depression.
 
that isnt the actual zebra
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