Fun weapons that you would like to see

[CarebtheNarb]

So yea, post any ideas of fun chaotic weapons you would like to see added to TF2. Oh, and don't make it overpowered and stuff. Just weapons to screw around with people.

I would like a replacement for the Spy's sapper that can disguise whatever I'm aiming at.
That means I can disguise a friendly dispenser as the enemy's dispenser, so they won't destroy it.
It would work kinda like a sapper for people, except it disguises them, and not drain their health. Additionally, it takes a teammate to melee it out of you(like an engie destroying a sapper), or you can get rid of it by crouching, face upwards, and meleeing until it gets destroyed.

 

[Cylosis]

The Frying Pan:
Alt-fire shoots bacon at enemies

 

[CiNiC]

Sniper Rifle CoD Edition
M2 spins you around in a full circle and headshots the nearest enemy without scoping in.

 

[KewnTunes]

Disappearing Weapons Combat Arms Edition:
"Dude nice gun you got there!"
"Thanks I just bought it from the store."
"WTF WHERE'D IT GO!?!?"

 

[DaivdBaekr]

The Drying Pan:
Jarate and Mad Milk have no effect.
-50% damage

 

[Cylosis]

The Drying Pan:
Jarate and Mad Milk have no effect.
-50% damage

The Flying pan:
Adds an extra jump when equipped
Deals no damage

 

[Maddo]

The Flying pan:
Adds an extra jump when equipped
Deals no damage

The lying pan
looks like you have the frying pan equiped, but it is really a minigun.

 

[Big Chewy]

weapon that allows the soldier to throw out bullets for team members in the field .......

 

[Pat]

a sapper that you can throw but would take longer to actually destroy things.

 

[Tomatketchup]

New Eyelander-like sword for demoman

The Black Bird
Has 37% longer melee range
Can jump while charging


Crits while in air and charging
-15 max health on wearer
Cannot jump initially
Gives additional jumps for every head taken, up to 3.

So basically:
0 heads = No jumps
1 head = 1 jump
2 heads = Double jump
3 heads = Triple jump

For some reason I've always wanted an Eyelander but with jumps for some reason.

 

[Lord Scrambles]

New Eyelander-like sword for demoman

The Black Bird
Has 37% longer melee range
Can jump while charging


Crits while in air and charging
-15 max health on wearer
Cannot jump initially
Gives additional jumps for every head taken, up to 3.

So basically:
0 heads = No jumps
1 head = 1 jump
2 heads = Double jump
3 heads = Triple jump

For some reason I've always wanted an Eyelander but with jumps for some reason.

Wow, this isn't overpowered at all.

 

[Tomatketchup]

Wow, this isn't overpowered at all.

I came up with it on the spot man, the basic idea is what counts.

 

[Aporkalypse Now]

The lying pan
looks like you have the frying pan equiped, but it is really a minigun.

The crying pan

Hits on teammates cause them to cry like the babies they are.
Crying extinguishes flames.
25% more fire vulnerability.

 

[SadWhale]

The dying pan

+30% Damage
On Miss: DIE. Idiot.

 

[flanky]

The Triage
A medigun that heals teammates more or less depending on how injured they are.
Ubercharge provides a 2 second long charge that gives your patient mini-crits and the Megaheal Ubercharge. (Quick-Fix)
Fires a healing beam that travels with infinite range and speed, but doesn't lock onto teammates
Ubercharge fully charges in 3.2 seconds.
+1000% Ubercharge Gain Rate
+300% Ubercharge Drain Rate
+100% heal rate / -80% heal rate
Can only overheal to 125% max health
Can heal enemies
I would use that thing.

 

[Lord Killington]

The Triage
A medigun that heals teammates depending on how injured they are.

Stock medigun does that?

 

[flanky]

Stock medigun does that?

Eh, hold on.

 

[flanky]

Stock medigun does that?

Fix'd

 

[Shiny Charizard]

The Drying Pan:
Jarate and Mad Milk have no effect.
-50% damage

The Frying Pan:
Alt-fire shoots bacon at enemies

 

[Maddo]

The crying pan
hitting opponent causes them to cry like a baby taunt
upon miss, you cry like a baby.
taunt last for 3 seconds.. long enough to finish off the taunting player.