I got
"And the academy award for a disappointing birthday party goes to The Jews"
"When I pooped, what came out of my butt? My Vagina/The Holy Bible/Flying sex snakes" Which one works best?
"what dont you want to find in your chinese food?" I chose wisely and put "balls"
and the wisest words ever spoken... "He who controls Morgan Freeman's Voice, controls the world."
And, "when I am the president of the United States, I will create the department of Land Mines"
there really needs multiplayer for this.