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"It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with my machete/my genitals"

"This season in Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the amazon with only Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts, and his wit."

"In a world ravaged by a mime having a stroke, our only solace is Bill Nye the Science Guy"
 
lol, I also picked "My Genitals" for "It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with _____."

one time, the black card was "What was making life difficult at the nudist colony?" my hand had 4 great cards for that one. I went with "Child Beauty Pageants"
 
I got

"And the academy award for a disappointing birthday party goes to The Jews"

"When I pooped, what came out of my butt? My Vagina/The Holy Bible/Flying sex snakes" Which one works best?

"what dont you want to find in your chinese food?" I chose wisely and put "balls"

and the wisest words ever spoken... "He who controls Morgan Freeman's Voice, controls the world."

And, "when I am the president of the United States, I will create the department of Land Mines"

there really needs multiplayer for this.