The Perfect Murder?

[Ivory Jubilee~]

What IS the perfect murder guys? I mean, it would have to be stealthy, go unnoticed, leave no traces after the deed has been done that could be traced back to you, no marks or such on the victim, etc etc

Personally I think I'd wear 2 morph suits + clothes underneath them, kill them with a piece of meat by beating them hard in an area with not many nerves like the elbow or something, then run away, cook the meat and eat it

 

[Doctor Who]

The perfect murder is suicide.

You know, if you want to get philosophical and shit.

 

[ModSe7en]

Can we lock this? I'm pretty sure it isn't hypothetical.

 

[flanky]

Walk in. Use silenced .22 pistol with flatnosed bullets. Shoot victim in chest. Pick up ejected shell. Pull out bullet. Leave.

 

[JarlyX]

Damn, this is like a mini-Silk Road.

 

[KillerZebra]

 

[ViperStriker]

Obviously, you need to use some form of food or chemical that your victim is deathly allergic to, but make it so that the allergent somehow got into the food by accident, not random chance. Never use Arsenic, it's detectable in Hair.

 

[Fish]

You are all overthinking this. I have one thing to say to you. Death, is Your Eternal Reward. *stab*

 

[DJ Über Space Whale!]

-_- 3 days later: killing spree in england still going strong

 

[N.P.P Styx]

Death by Snu-Snu!

 

[Ivory Jubilee~]

-_- 3 days later: killing spree in england still going strong

It'll be your fault :D

EDIT: hypothetically speaking ofcourse

 

[Tomatketchup]

Fuck somebody to death as a female.

Go to the police station and the cops will be all like

 

[Ivory Jubilee~]

Fuck somebody to death as a female.

Go to the police station and the cops will be all like

Why would you go to the police station after? 0.0

 

[Ruelel]

Death by Snu-Snu!

 

[Tomatketchup]

Why would you go to the police station after? 0.0

If the relatives find out after I think they'd go to the cop station.

 

[Ivory Jubilee~]

If the relatives find out after I think they'd go to the cop station.

Ah okay, I think it could be easily seen as an accident using that method aswell but it would take some time, unless you smothered them with a pillow or something during it

 

[Tomatketchup]

Ah okay, I think it could be easily seen as an accident using that method aswell but it would take some time, unless you smothered them with a pillow or something during it

I can't believe we're seriously discussing how effective murder by fucking is.

 

[Crimmy]

Perfect murder would be self murder. AKA Suicide, The killer can't be caught because the killer is dead.

 

[Smokey]

Icicle to the neck.

 

[DJ Über Space Whale!]

we'd actually all be accessories