As a Skial admin, I feel like I should share some of these IMs I get.

Faron8 said:
where am I :(
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I asked her bout that....

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Avenge[R]on: i kind of new in this game and all i have my friend give to me you can give me some good stuff cuse you dont play much and i play a lot of hours in this game so i glad if you can give me good stuff
Avenge[R]on: ?
Avenge[R]on: so what you say?
Avenge[R]on: i can give you stuff in other games if you want
Avenge[R]on: you here?
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June 16, 2012
1:47 PM - Cyanide: heyt
1:47 PM - Mrfugets: hold up (as soon as I accepted friend request I get a trade request)
1:47 PM - Cyanide: im selling hte vintage backburner
1:47 PM - Mrfugets: what are you selling
1:47 PM - Mrfugets: Anything else? I've already got one
1:47 PM - Cyanide: no..
1:47 PM - Cyanide: please
1:47 PM - Cyanide: can you just buy it?
1:47 PM - Cyanide: i really need the twoscrap
1:47 PM - Mrfugets: no..
1:47 PM - Mrfugets: thanks
1:47 PM - Cyanide: i beg of you
1:47 PM - Cyanide: please
1:48 PM - Mrfugets: I beg of you please
1:48 PM - Mrfugets: Will it get you out of poverty?
1:49 PM - Cyanide: yes it will
1:49 PM - Cyanide: well
1:49 PM - Cyanide: it will get me something]
1:49 PM - Mrfugets: sex
1:49 PM - Cyanide: that i have been saving up for a LONG time
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June 16, 2012
2:10 PM - Mrfugets: hey
2:11 PM - *[L4PLAY]Crazy Shark ™*: Hİ
2:11 PM - *[L4PLAY]Crazy Shark ™*: HMM
2:11 PM - *[L4PLAY]Crazy Shark ™*: CAN I SEE YOUR
2:11 PM - *[L4PLAY]Crazy Shark ™*: OUTPOST SORRY :(
2:11 PM - Mrfugets: my thread?
2:11 PM - *[L4PLAY]Crazy Shark ™*: ?
2:11 PM - Mrfugets: http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/2182179
2:11 PM - *[L4PLAY]Crazy Shark ™*: WHAT
2:11 PM - *[L4PLAY]Crazy Shark ™*: YEAH
2:11 PM - *[L4PLAY]Crazy Shark ™*: 2 SCRAP AND 1 WEP
2:12 PM - Mrfugets: for
2:12 PM - Mrfugets: Tell me first.
2:12 PM - *[L4PLAY]Crazy Shark ™*: 2 SCRAP 1 WEP
2:12 PM - Mrfugets: for what
2:12 PM - *[L4PLAY]Crazy Shark ™*: STRANGE BACKBURNER
2:12 PM - Mrfugets: ok
2:12 PM - *[L4PLAY]Crazy Shark ™*: TRY TO TRADE M
2:12 PM - *[L4PLAY]Crazy Shark ™*: E
*[L4PLAY]Crazy Shark ™* has accepted your request to trade.
2:12 PM - *[L4PLAY]Crazy Shark ™*: GİVE ME A SEC I AM GOİNG YOİLET :d
2:12 PM - *[L4PLAY]Crazy Shark ™*: TOİLET
2:13 PM - Mrfugets: ake your time
2:15 PM - Mrfugets: that's not strange
2:15 PM - *[L4PLAY]Crazy Shark ™*: YES
2:15 PM - *[L4PLAY]Crazy Shark ™*: TRUE
*[L4PLAY]Crazy Shark ™* has accepted your request to trade.
2:16 PM - *[L4PLAY]Crazy Shark ™*: YOU TRY
You cannot request a new trade while you are still in another trade session.
*[L4PLAY]Crazy Shark ™* has accepted your request to trade.
2:17 PM - Mrfugets: I already have a Vintage Backburner I forgot to tell you
2:17 PM - Mrfugets: I wanted a Strange Backburner
2:17 PM - *[L4PLAY]Crazy Shark ™*: İDİOT
2:17 PM - *[L4PLAY]Crazy Shark ™*: YOU ARE İDİOT
*[L4PLAY]Crazy Shark ™* is now Offline.
He sends like 5 trade invites then cancels all of them after in trade. He then tells me to try and I send him one. He puts up a Vintage Backburner instead of a Strange Backburner like he claims so I put up one scrap as in-trade offer he gets mad and leaves.
 
Anyone remember bl5w?
Well, he started a conversation with me earlier, and voice called me.
No surprise, he's like 10 years old and Mexican.
 
5:10 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: You just won a pair of buds. How does that make you feel?
5:10 PM - Smokey: erect
5:10 PM - Smokey: this is going on your signature right
5:11 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Nope.
5:11 PM - Smokey: oh
5:11 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: It shall never be a part of my sig.
5:11 PM - Smokey: honestly didn't see it coming
5:11 PM - Smokey: pleasant surprise
5:11 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: What do you intend to do with these buds, Smokey?
5:11 PM - Smokey: hoard them like a greedy fuck
5:11 PM - Smokey: or i might sell them and buy shit
5:11 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: You're on a trade server.
5:11 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I figured you wouldn't be keeping them.
5:11 PM - Smokey: yeah
5:12 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: What do you hope to buy with your keys once you sell the buds?
5:12 PM - Smokey: er
5:12 PM - Smokey: lots of hats
5:12 PM - Smokey: this is totally going on the thread isn't it
5:12 PM - Smokey: or somewhere
5:12 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: What thread are you talking about?
5:12 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: :V
5:12 PM - Smokey: i don't know lol
5:12 PM - Smokey: are you just curious
5:13 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I am curious.
5:13 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Would you be willing to sell them back to me for 23 keys?
5:13 PM - Smokey: HO HO HO
5:13 PM - Smokey: didn't SEE THIS COMING
5:13 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: How did you not? I'm a jewfaced trader, Smokey.
5:13 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: You know this.
5:13 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Huehuehue
5:13 PM - Smokey: i do
5:13 PM - Smokey: and no
5:13 PM - Smokey: sorry
5:14 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: God damn you.
5:14 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: >:T
5:14 PM - Smokey: i'm the same
5:14 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Well stop being the same.
5:14 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: It makes me want to eat babies.
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Worth a shot.
 
Faron8 said:
2:58 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Bro, I feel like giving you free buds now.
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4:58 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Bro, I feel like giving you free buds now.
4:58 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Just to compensate.
4:59 PM - ɪȷ | Faron8: I'm fine with that
ɪȷ | Faron8 has accepted your request to trade.
5:18 PM - ɪȷ | Faron8: wut
5:18 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: O NO TRAD FREZD
5:18 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: NOOOOOO
5:18 PM - ɪȷ | Faron8: bullllllshit
5:18 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Huehuehuehue
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Saturday, June 16, 2012
5:14 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Good sir.
5:14 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: How may I help you?
5:14 PM - Tomatketchup: BE MY FRIEND
5:14 PM - Tomatketchup: PLEASE
5:14 PM - Tomatketchup: OH GOD
5:16 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Wot
5:17 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Calm down there, boyo.
5:17 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I added you to my friends list.
5:17 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Next step. State your business.
5:17 PM - Tomatketchup: ...oh, you're reserving spots for clients?
5:17 PM - Tomatketchup: This was awkward
5:23 PM - Tomatketchup: Or?
5:27 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: >:T
5:27 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: STATE
5:27 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: YOUR
5:27 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: BUSINESS
5:27 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: SIR
5:27 PM - Tomatketchup: I JUST WANT TO HAVE SOMEONE TO TALK TO
5:27 PM - Tomatketchup: IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR
5:27 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Oh well that's fine.
5:28 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: What's up?
5:28 PM - Tomatketchup: I'm bored.
5:28 PM - Tomatketchup: :|
5:28 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Me too.
5:28 PM - Tomatketchup: Do you have like... any game recommendations?
5:28 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Nope.
5:28 PM - Tomatketchup: Well shit.
5:28 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I play TF2 and Skyrim.
5:28 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Tis about all.
5:28 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Oh, Pokemon too.
5:29 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: 3rd gen. Mmm.
5:29 PM - Tomatketchup: Just one question.
5:29 PM - Tomatketchup: How old are you?
5:29 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: 12.
5:29 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Clearly.
5:29 PM - Tomatketchup: Too old.
5:29 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Don't want you to want.
5:29 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Mang.
5:29 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Many have asked my age.
5:30 PM - Tomatketchup: As we say in Sweden: Allting under fem går hem.
5:30 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: None have been enlightened.
5:30 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I don't understand your moonspeak and I don't intend to ever be able to.
5:30 PM - Tomatketchup: You better.
5:30 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: When I rule the world, I'll have interpreters.
5:30 PM - Tomatketchup: Swedish is the future's new world language along with Chinese, Japanese and Brazilian.
5:31 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Nonsense. English is the future world language.
5:31 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: There are more English-speaking countries than any of those you've listed, yanno.
5:32 PM - Tomatketchup: Maybe, but remember that Swedish is a very widely-spoken language
5:32 PM - Tomatketchup: Swedish is spoken in Sweden, Finland and Thailand.
5:32 PM - Tomatketchup: Very expanding language.
5:32 PM - Tomatketchup: Hang with the time, gramps.
5:33 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: And I'm pretty sure those countries don't have an army to conquer. The governments decide what's taught in the schools, and most of them are leaning towards an English world.
5:34 PM - Tomatketchup: Armies don't mean anything unless you're beating the living shit out of Muslims in the Middle East nowadays, since invading another country would mean financial collapse.
5:34 PM - Tomatketchup: Just look at Greece.
5:35 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: When we won World War two, we didn't end up in a deep hole of debt.
5:36 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: We're currently up against arabs. Not a brilliant move on our part, but if we happen to somehow win this war, we won't remain in debt for very long at all.
5:36 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: The oil there should be more than enough.
5:36 PM - Tomatketchup: That's 70 years ago, kid, the world has become way more globalized in that time.
5:36 PM - Tomatketchup: *globalized SINCE that time
5:36 PM - Tomatketchup: And I did say other than ME countries.
5:36 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: :V Please don't call me kid. I'm trying to have a mature debate here.
5:37 PM - Tomatketchup: Since I don't know anything about you I'll call you kid and gramps, calling you an asshole just sounds rude.
5:37 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Isn't it rude either way?
5:38 PM - Tomatketchup: If you really take such offense to it..
5:38 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I don't. It just seems like you're being a bit more hostile than necessary.
5:38 PM - Tomatketchup: I'm not, and if you say that again I'll fucking kill you.
5:39 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Say what again?
5:39 PM - Tomatketchup: What
5:39 PM - Tomatketchup: You mean the part about where I threatened to kill you?
5:39 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Yeah.
5:40 PM - Tomatketchup: I just get really pissed when someone says I'm more hostile than necessary, it just makes me want to stab people.
5:40 PM - Tomatketchup: like my cousi
5:40 PM - Tomatketchup: n
5:40 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Well.. you aren't gonna like what I'm saying here, but that's precisely why people are saying you're hostile.
5:40 PM - Tomatketchup: Actually, I don't stab them until they say I'm hostile.
5:41 PM - Tomatketchup: So they wouldn't know
5:41 PM - Tomatketchup: because they would be dead
5:41 PM - Tomatketchup: like my cousin
5:41 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: You killed your cousin?
5:41 PM - Tomatketchup: Can you blame me?
5:41 PM - Tomatketchup: He said I was hostile.
5:41 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Um. Yeah.
5:41 PM - Tomatketchup: So I stabbed him in the head.
5:42 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: What.
5:42 PM - Tomatketchup: In the head.
5:42 PM - Tomatketchup: You know, brain.
5:42 PM - Tomatketchup: Kills them instantly.
5:42 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: How did you manage to stab him in the head? :V
5:42 PM - Tomatketchup: Took him in the hair, slammed him against the sink and then stabbed him.
5:42 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I suppose that'd do it.
5:42 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: So why aren't you in jail?
5:42 PM - Tomatketchup: then I ate him
5:43 PM - Tomatketchup: Nobody has gotten any evidence
5:43 PM - Tomatketchup: cuz I ate it
5:43 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: You're fucking with me. Confirmed.
5:43 PM - Tomatketchup: No.
5:43 PM - Tomatketchup: I'm not.
5:43 PM - Tomatketchup: That would imply I'm gay.
5:43 PM - Tomatketchup: Which I'm not.
5:43 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Well. My other half just walked through the door.
5:43 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Ciao.
5:43 PM - Tomatketchup: Bye.
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