Started TF2. Joined game. "Status". No. Reconnect. "Status". No. Restart TF2. "Status". No. RESTART FRIGGIN' STEAM. "Status". No.
I'm all ears for any explanation.
ANYWAYS
After I posted that and was driving back to the cottage (in our smoking white Mustang convertible), I had a moderate scowl – as usual – but apparently a bit moreso than usual. My mother (italicized) then asked me,
“What’d you do on lappy in there?”
I said, “Nothing.”
“C’mon.”
“Nothing.”
“C’mooooon.”
“Porn.”
“You’re not avoiding eye contact, so no. C’moooon.”
I said, “shaddup” for about 2 minutes ‘till my father screamed for me to just tell her so she’d shut up.
Exact quote of what I said: “Blah blah, on my game, I was doing admin shtuff, some dude was hacking, couldn’t ban him ‘cause he was changing his name, couldn’t use this thing to pinpoint him, he put a video of me on YouTube unable to do anything. The dude got banned eventually, but head server dude found the vid, put on forums, blah blah, I suck, I guess.”
“They think you suck? Well, you can tell them I said this: My son lives with me still because he likes free board while he finishes college and takes care of his father who just got his thyroid cut out and a hip replacement done three weeks ago. He abandons all family and house responsibilities all the damn time so he can be on your game and be the best admin he can. The best angry, loud, insulting and funny admin he can (believe me, I can hear him from downstairs). You can hate him all you will and like some boy-kisser code hacker with a YouTube account with the two “subscribers” that he probably paid off instead. But bottom line: HE is my FAVORITE admin.”
She said it over twice near-verbatim so I wouldn’t forget while I laughed hysterically, practically crashing the car while going 70 on the highway.
My mother has taken up saying “nope,” “kissin’ boys”, “tool”, etc from my mumbling memes under my breath while she tells me stories or I drive.
“CiNiC is my favorite admin,” will be in my quote from now on. Gimme a sec.
“CiNiC is my favorite admin.” – Airakah, KillerZebra, Newo, Bottiger, CiNiC’s mom