Most creative Last Requests

[Hylianborn [♉] #AreYouBready?]

This is a thread to share the best Last Requests you've ever requested.
My favorite?
"Next round, I want the warden to finish all of his orders by saying 'Because Shrek is my lord and savior'"

 

[Ceubie]

every single one of you has to pay me 5 dollars to exit your cell. it's on-disc dlc of course

 

[DaivdBaekr]

The only time I got LR, I chose "A quick death." and ham-shanked the warden while he was typing "ok".

Fuck the police.

 

[Sheev_Palpatine]

"My last request is a vintage gay porn magazine."
"I want a cheeseburger and fries."
"LR is popcorn shrimp."
"My LR is I want the guards to have an orgy."
"I want some LSD next round."
"Tacos."

 

[Chance]

Escort me to the bathroom then we conga to the pit of death.

 

[Sir Cakez]

I remember one where the prisoner with LR got to be the Warden of the guards and made them do Obby. It was hilarious.

 

[Pengy]

I gave a free day to one of my friends on the condition that they had to crouch and look up the whole time.

 

[Meowcenary]

Request a furry day

 

[Sir Cakez]

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