Wingman's Funniest Joke (Ended)

I didn't even know there were prizes at first. I just posted my joke because I thought it was a good joke.
 
A skeleton walks into a bar and he orders a beer and a mop.
 
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Someone told Sniper that kosher pickles are made by soaking cucumbers in piss
Backstory to why sniper truly pisses in jars
 
1 of my 50 stolen jokes has to win, otherwise i declare war on the doctors of Skial!
 
What's the difference between a noob pyro and an good pyro? Using your middle finger.
 
I toss my support behind "why the wrong face?"

Oh, and have a copypasted joke.

Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Meyerwitz loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table.

In a display of respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing standing up.

Finkelstein looks around and asks, "So, who's gonna tell his wife?"

They cut cards. Goldberg picks the two of clubs and has to carry the news. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.

"Discreet? I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me."

Goldberg goes over to the Meyerwitz apartment and knocks on the door. The wife answers through the door and asks what he wants.

Goldberg declares "Your husband just lost $500 in a poker game and is afraid to come home."

"Tell him to drop dead!" yells the wife.

"I'll go tell him." says Goldberg.
 
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