I could sit down and eat half a bag of Doritos. Chips are my kryptonite.

Instead, I make granola bars and I try to keep grapes, bananas, carrots and celery on hand.
 
Boxed chocolates. I won't eat regular chocolate, but box a whole bunch of mini ones into a box and I'll finish half of it in a few minutes.
 
Never let me close to pizza after smoking pot
I can eat about half, maybe three quarters of a regular pizza when I'm sober
I can eat about 2 large pizzas or 3 medium if high and left unattended.
Marijuanas, not even once
 
Also, if some of you really do want to get healthier munchies:
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coming from toxik i am shocked

fucking come on dude, we all know you have thousands of bags of cheetoes laying around your house.