I don't know. I can eat tons of white chocolate and nothing exactly of that sort happens. I like white chocolate.
 
in general eating a lot of chocolate will do stuff to your bowels, white chocolate is just worse.
Oboy, turning this thread from about a cake made to look like an African stereotype to about what gives us diarrhea in less than 2 pages. If that doesn't make us closet-racists, I don't know what does.