Weird item drops?

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Notice how the desc for the diary kinda matches the pyro? Mysterious? And look at the corner, it scorched. Pyro is the only class that handle fire. And its a secret diary, ive never heard of a guy having a diary, let alone secret
The pocket lint has a odd desc.
"Is it fabric lint? Navel lint you're keeping in your pocket so you don't lose it? Naval lint brushed from the hull of a battleship? This is pretty mysterious lint."
More of the word mysterious, and notice it talks about naval battleship. This cant be the soldiers, because he went on a nazi killing spree in polland of 1945, (And awarded himself medals he made). So this cant be the soldiers.
The only reference i could find to a naval ship is this pyro hat
http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Little_Buddy
Notice its WW2 style
The gold fish, idk what to think (Crazy Idea: Something to do with Australium?)
damaged compacitor, could belong to engi, hes the only one dealing with mechanical contraptions
The only mechanical contraptions i could think of in existence, is the three life extending machines owned bye Redmond Mann, Blutarch Mann, and "A third individual"
Cheese wheel: Anything to do with all those fricken cows in tf2 maps? After all, look at the official maps, there very... farm like, escially granary
And the barn door peice? Something to do with cheese also? What? Weird items concerning the fact that Mann & Sons Companys are munition companys
Rest of items are a idk for me. It must have something to do with pyro, not only has she not had a meet the class video, but when they have one, they have a weapon update
bump
 
Crimsony Goodness [Skial] said:
Theory going around it's some kind of fourth of july update where the items are going to be used to make fireworks or something. Rather interested to see how this turns out. HOWEVER, A friend of mine noticed the capacitor has 6.22 gigahertz on it. Strangely enough that comes to July 22nd which is round around the corner.
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The capacitor reads on the side: 6.22V1500. 1500 = 3pm PDT (Valve's timezone)? Meet the Pyro/MvM at 3pm PDT July 22nd. It has been foretold. Also, the pyro is totally a robot.
 
1900 - January 23rd "Mann Co. invents 'ro-bot'." It is revealed by an Australian newspaper that Mann Co., an Australian weapons giant, has invented the "robot". In the article, Mann Co. officials attempt to assure public concerns over their 'ro-bot' by stating that "These automatons will only be used for violence." On a minor note, a poll shows that "Robin" is the most popular Australian girl’s name.
maybe
 
I've heard rumors about something called "Man Versus Machine" But if all else fails we'll hopefully find out Friday what this is all about. So cross your fingers that in two days we'll have a Meet the Pyro video, New Weapons, New Hats, And New Maps.
 
I bet a bud with anyone that there won't be meet the pyro released this month.
 
/reads this when value was so high starts opening tf2 and keeps a grin
/scrolls down and hears it's 1-2 scrap, my grin turns upside down.
 
[BR0NY] Sureshot™ said:
Notice how the desc for the diary kinda matches the pyro? Mysterious? And look at the corner, it scorched. Pyro is the only class that handle fire. And its a secret diary, ive never heard of a guy having a diary, let alone secret
The pocket lint has a odd desc.
"Is it fabric lint? Navel lint you're keeping in your pocket so you don't lose it? Naval lint brushed from the hull of a battleship? This is pretty mysterious lint."
More of the word mysterious, and notice it talks about naval battleship. This cant be the soldiers, because he went on a nazi killing spree in polland of 1945, (And awarded himself medals he made). So this cant be the soldiers.
The only reference i could find to a naval ship is this pyro hat
http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Little_Buddy
Notice its WW2 style
The gold fish, idk what to think (Crazy Idea: Something to do with Australium?)
damaged compacitor, could belong to engi, hes the only one dealing with mechanical contraptions
The only mechanical contraptions i could think of in existence, is the three life extending machines owned bye Redmond Mann, Blutarch Mann, and "A third individual"
Cheese wheel: Anything to do with all those fricken cows in tf2 maps? After all, look at the official maps, there very... farm like, escially granary
And the barn door peice? Something to do with cheese also? What? Weird items concerning the fact that Mann & Sons Companys are munition companys
Rest of items are a idk for me. It must have something to do with pyro, not only has she not had a meet the class video, but when they have one, they have a weapon update
bump
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I like how you call the Pyro a she when you have no evidence at all.
 
Edit:
http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/June_20,_2012_Patch
SOMEONE GET THE SET
AND GET THE NEW DESCRIPTIONS
NOW
EDIT EDIT:
TF2 Wiki said:
Equipping the Eliminating The Impossible set will change the Goldfish description to "Think of the", with random characters removed (the characters removed being different for different players), which is a part of a quote from the "The Adventure of the Copper Beeches" short story, part of The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes collection. When combined with the other items added in the June 19, 2012 Patch, the full quote reads "Think of the deeds of hellish cruelty, the hidden wickedness which may go on, year in, year out, in such places, and none the wiser."
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