Toxik Told Me We Should Murder Bottiger

[Doctor Who]

I heard Cylosis can't talk because the insides of his vocal cords were flooded with maple syrup, rendering them useless.

You so sure it was... "maple syrup"?

 

[ViperStriker]

You so sure it was... "maple syrup"?

May have been "mayo", you can't really tell because of the amount of existing "mayo" already there.

 

[Cylosis]

May have been "mayo", you can't really tell because of the amount of existing "mayo" already there.

Sour cream

 

[ViperStriker]

Sour cream

Fuck you, there's Coke on my monitor now, asshole.

 

[Toxik]

I heard Toxik would let himself be raped by Cinic all night for a week to be able to write like this.
http://www.wimp.com/amazingcalligraphy/

 

[CiNiC]

I heard Toxik would let himself be raped by Cinic all night for a week to be able to write like this.
http://www.wimp.com/amazingcalligraphy/

:3

 

[Cylosis]

I heard Toxik would let himself be raped by Cinic all night for a week to be able to write like this.
http://www.wimp.com/amazingcalligraphy/

Fuck wimp.com
That place is all reposts from popular videos on YouTube with the intent to whore ad revenue

 

[Ceubie]

Fuck you, there's Coke on my monitor now, asshole.

Fuck him, there's Mtn Dew Voltage all over my monitor now, what an ass.

 

[ViperStriker]

I heard that most of the suggested "Skial Drinking Games" in TS would lead to certain death by alcohol poisoning.

 

[DaivdBaekr]

I heard that most of the suggested "Skial Drinking Games" in TS would lead to certain death by alcohol poisoning.

Mine is still the most safe and responsible solution to Skial's sobriety problem.

Granted, "most responsible" isn't saying much considering the other versions.

 

[CiNiC]

Flawless

All the win in all the world.

 

[Sharkey]

I don't think anyone is rich enough for that much booze. You'd have to drink one or two bottles per page refresh.

 

[CiNiC]

I don't think anyone is rich enough for that much booze. You'd have to drink one or two bottles per page refresh.

 

[Sharkey]

Suggested modified values.

 

[This Name Is False]

Fuck you, there's Coke on my monitor now, asshole.

Fuck him, there's Mtn Dew Voltage all over my monitor now, what an ass.

I heard that Muttonstache is having trouble coming up with original ideas.

 

[ViperStriker]

I heard this thread was a mere one old thread bump away from Page 2.

:eek:

 

[SgtGiraffe]

i heard every one loves hates sgt giraffy in ts

 

[CiNiC]

It's 2:40 AM, and a fly just went on my monitor. I tried killing it by moving my mouse onto it and pressing M1.

Good night.

 

[CiNiC]

So, I've lost about 18 family members on Facebook because all I do is joke, harass, and correct their spelling. My sister-in-law, however, enjoys keeping me on there for some unexplainable reason. She and her family are hardcore Christfags, meanwhile I openly overdrink, watch graphic horror movies, and do everything they're not supposed to do.

I then proceeded to tell her I'm a priest in 15 churhces, have baptized over 300 people, and ended with, "Also, *I'm, *you're, capital Christian, question mark after "appropriate", lowercase j in "just"."

Knowing I'm the only one who will find this humorous hurts slightly, though.

 

[JayDee]

k