WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY I EAT BLUE WAFFLES?! BLUE WAFFLES ARE POTATO WAFFLES!!
NOT BELGIAN WAFFLES!

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Talking with Erika's actual BF:
ϽiᴎiϽ: Howdy, angel.
Airakah◄skial►: hi it's richard
ϽiᴎiϽ: Are you wearing her clothes, too?
Airakah◄skial►: i did once
ϽiᴎiϽ: Masculine.
ϽiᴎiϽ: The hell you doin' on her PC? Rohypnol, or somethin'?
Airakah◄skial►: just checking my facebook
ϽiᴎiϽ: One sec.
ϽiᴎiϽ: Hold on.
ϽiᴎiϽ: http://images.encyclopediadramatica.ch/f/fb/Failbook.png
ϽiᴎiϽ: There we go.
Airakah◄skial►: i've seen you call it that a lot
Airakah◄skial►: and yet you have one
ϽiᴎiϽ: Yyyyep.
ϽiᴎiϽ: No other way to creep on chixxx.
ϽiᴎiϽ: I use it as rarely as I'm able.
ϽiᴎiϽ: And I only friend people that I talk to consistently.
ϽiᴎiϽ: Except for her friend.
ϽiᴎiϽ: Who's just odd.
ϽiᴎiϽ: And loves FailBook.
ϽiᴎiϽ: NO idea why she's addicted like meth.
Airakah◄skial►: ah
ϽiᴎiϽ: Y'know, we have a password for me confirming it's her.
ϽiᴎiϽ: Let's make ours "invisible dicks".
Airakah◄skial►: original
ϽiᴎiϽ: Extremely.
ϽiᴎiϽ: How's League of Legends?
ϽiᴎiϽ: And it doesn't strike you that the makers decided to name a game with the abbreviation "LOL"?
Airakah◄skial►: oh i knew
Airakah◄skial►: yeah, erika and i kick booty on there all the time
Airakah◄skial►: she's awesome
ϽiᴎiϽ: One moment.
ϽiᴎiϽ: http://images.encyclopediadramatica.ch/4/4d/Cool_story_broOPTOMIZED.png
Airakah◄skial►: witty.
Airakah◄skial►: i'm gonna help erika make meat loaf now
ϽiᴎiϽ: Enjoy yourself.
ϽiᴎiϽ: Try not to do anything too crazy with the meat loaf as you shape it.
Airakah◄skial►: the woman loves to play with meat
ϽiᴎiϽ: Holes in the meat loaf are looked down upon.
Airakah◄skial►: i'll try my best
ϽiᴎiϽ: 'Till next time.
Airakah◄skial►: k
Airakah◄skial►: nice talking to you :)
ϽiᴎiϽ: As always.
ϽiᴎiϽ: BRB, chemotherapy.

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