I heard Giildy expects Skial to build a marble statue in her honor.

I heard Anya has the sleep cycle of an owl on caffeine pills.

I heard Classy dreamt of riding a pony during his French class.

I heard Viper is the star of The Human Centipede 3 because of his recent works of art.
 
I heard half the people who were the cause for the thread about calling people newfags were newfags themselves.

I heard entering the unmoderated section is the equivalent to deep breathing in a basement filled with asbestos.
 
I heard CiNiC is turning into Old Snake.

I heard Anya's cat Malchik is housing an angel that is desperately trying to tell us the key to eternal life.

I heard my Scout setup is more pimpan than a street corner in the Bronx.

I heard JD and Jwso's igloo mentioned on the first page is beginning to melt, and are in danger of being attacked by nearby seals.
 
I heard CiNiC is turning into Old Snake.

I heard Anya's cat Malchik is housing an angel that is desperately trying to tell us the key to eternal life.

I heard my Scout setup is more pimpan than a street corner in the Bronx.

I heard JD and Jwso's igloo mentioned on the first page is beginning to melt, and are in danger of being attacked by nearby seals.
IM NOT IN A GODDAMN IGLOO WITH JWSO!
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I OBVIOUSLY LEFT!
 
I heard Airakah finally made it to 1000pts.
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