Tomatketchup's Maybe-Daily Tips

[Tomatketchup]

I know there are a lot of losers and virgins in the Skial community (I know cuz fuck you that's why) and I sympathize or rather feel bad for you folks so I was like hey man I'm fucking bright as shit so I'll give you fucking awesome tips for absolutely free charge, just add me on Steam and say the secret code: FUCKING BIRDS MAN and then you'll get daily (maybe) tips about how to improve your lifes because I know a lot

However cuz I know there are assholes out there who don't give a horse in the stable about shitty tips that won't improve their poverty-stricken fucks they call lifes I won't be posting in this thread cuz

So add me and get maybe daily tips or go fuck yourself your choice

CURRENTLY SUBSCRIBING:
isil
Mewkin
mohawkg2
Ivory Jubilee
Rhi
your mom cuz she fucking hates you and need my tips to prevent herself from blowing her fucking brains inside out

 

[Ninja_DC]

Tip #1
Always use the rocket jumper and sticky jumper. They are superior to your mama in every way.

 

[Doctor Who]

When you're a medic and ubering someone, STAND IN FRONT OF THE FUCKING SENTRY TO DISTRACT IT YOU TEAMKILLING MORON.

 

[Tomatketchup]

NOT TF2 TIPS YOU STUPID CUNTS

 

[DJ Über Space Whale!]

when ur playing a non steam game, change the title to "banging my girlfriend" so people think your cool

 

[KewnTunes]

Remember pudding is refridgerable

 

[mohawkg2]

Go online den

 

[DaivdBaekr]

Sub'd because I need tips on multitasking so I can be both a loser and virgin at the same time.

 

[Sharkey]

You're like 14 aren't you?

 

[LOLfwappz]

You're like 14 aren't you?

Im 14 and I dont even do this.

 

[Tomatketchup]

>wake up
>see this thread
>facepalm
>realize I've got admin anyway
>WINNING

 

[Dave the Manly]

when ur playing a non steam game, change the title to "banging my girlfriend" so people think your cool

No. See my sig.

 

[JosieWoman125]

Offer a frying pan for a hat.
(What? I got a hat with no name for a frying pan)

 

[mohawkg2]

Offer a frying pan for a hat.
(What? I got a hat with no name for a frying pan)

o.O

 

[JosieWoman125]

:confused:

"Hat with no name"
the hat for Soldier.

 

[HowIMetYourMother]

give me tips on mastrubating

 

[mohawkg2]

"Hat with no name"
the hat for Soldier.

I know, Im not stupid, but how did you get that WITH A FRYING PAN

 

[Perseus Dash Jackson]

give me tips on mastrubating

Sure. Go fuck yourself.

 

[JosieWoman125]

I know, Im not stupid, but how did you get that WITH A FRYING PAN

want me to take a screenshot?
Edit:Jwso don't hate

 

[Maddo]

want me to take a screenshot?
Edit:Jwso don't hate

Fits with your sig rather nicely, dont you think....