The Post-English Thread

[flanky]

This is just like a discussion thread, but you must make your quotes in posh english.
(The form of writing I am currently creating via an electronic device used with Liquid Crystal Imaging, is of a high numeric value when referring to it as a comparison to another form of writing, but the main difference that stands out, is that you must use your nouns, verbs, and adjectives in such a way that they will appear to be the exaggerated descent of a British country.)

 

[plz_do_not_showmyemployer]

tl;dr

 

[Dave the Manly]

Fascinating.

 

[Maddo]

I say... what-ho, for sooth my good fellow, what divine intent appears to be the underlying motivation behind this untimely intercourse concerned with the felicitious vernacular of a privilidged English gentlefellow.

Goar blahmae mary poppins, step in time.

 

[Smokey]

Jolly good show, gentlemen.

 

[Perseus Dash Jackson]

Your anecdote appears to be of a low temperature, my brethren.

 

[Maddo]

concerning the passage of our discorse; for-say, the articulation which is nobily penned aloft my own literary composition, has accomplished the splendour of attaining all the acts of sexual intercourse that one can muster at this particular juncture.

 

[Tomatketchup]

wtf r u f@g2 sayin LOL

 

[Maddo]

wtf r u f@g2 sayin LOL

It would appear that an asinine and sophomoric individual has interjected himself into the altercation.