The Offical "What's Your Weirdest Dream?" Thread

i often have dreams about the future it's not too distantant future nor too soon
it's usually happenes like weeks before the actual thing i often try to change what happen but then i remember more of the dream and that i tried to change what happened in the dream but then quit. I have never managed to change what happens in these future dreams
but this time i dreamt just maybe 1-3 hours in the future and that my mom was going to wake me up and tell me to wake up and something i go back to sleep, Have a Super Weird dream that have no memory of only thing is i felt like i was going to die then my mom wakes me up but this time i wake up, i didn't know that the other one was a dream untill she told me she only woke me up once
 
I also had a lucid dream where there were monsters playing poker in my backroom, and one of them saw, so it came after me. The layout of my house meant he had to walk past the bathroom to get to me. I was like "Wait! Don't you need to use the washroom!?" He took my advice and went to the bathroom. Because I was lucid, I remember my uncle telling "If you ever have a nightmare with a monster, make a wish so that he has no toilet paper" That's what I did, and I walked away listening to him begging for something to wipe with.

Is that a bit sadistic?
 
I remember when I was little and had a nightmare of being tickled to death by the Energizer bunny...

Yea, I'm still confused too.
 
TheNotSid said:
lucid dreaming is really cool. i never learned how to force it though. these guys on this other forum were really into it and did a lot of stuff while doing it
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There are cases of people saying that they wake up in the middle of the night paralyzed with some really, really scary shit going on

Not all of those people are being abducted by aliens or being fornicated with by Void's ghost, it's something that occasionally happens and something that can be induced by trying to force lucid dreaming. So you could get yourself some sweet boob groping action in a lucid dream or you can have one of the most terrifying nightmares of your entire life.

I'm just saying, a lot of people leave that out when they talk about how awesome lucid dreaming is. Stuff like this is what made some people think they were actually being haunted or abducted by aliens.
 
[Furry] Meowcenary said:
There are cases of people saying that they wake up in the middle of the night paralyzed with some really, really scary shit going on

Not all of those people are being abducted by aliens or being fornicated with by Void's ghost, it's something that occasionally happens and something that can be induced by trying to force lucid dreaming. So you could get yourself some sweet boob groping action in a lucid dream or you can have one of the most terrifying nightmares of your entire life.

I'm just saying, a lot of people leave that out when they talk about how awesome lucid dreaming is. Stuff like this is what made some people think they were actually being haunted or abducted by aliens.
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This paralysing dream you speak of is diffrent then lucid dreaming. They get triggered in other ways. But yea.... Forcing a luicid dream is actualy messing with your brain.
 
In other news, sentient tornadoes.

Evil, sentient tornadoes.

Trying to bitch slap me with large chunks of splintery wood.

Not pleasant.
 
I had a reoccurring one when I was really young
Had two dads; normal dad and Mexican dad. The Mexican dad wore a sombrero, had a moustache, and spoke Spanish
 
Threw hot bacon grease into someone's face, beat him into submission with a frying pan, then won the Medal of Honor.

>feeling badass.
 
Dizzy Dreams are the most memorable when you're sick.

I have fucked up dreams though, but they'd wind up in unmoderated.
 
My wierdest dream I had the other night.
So pretty much I was in some kind of weird futuristic hospital and my dad and I had to get some operation on our lungs. What for I wasn't told. I went walking around with some kind of stick hitting white orbs and collecting them. The end of the dream was the weirdest part. At the end all I saw was a close up of a lug on its side and I felt like I was drowning with a huge heartbeat beating in my head.
I tell ya eating too much pizza before bed isn't good for dreams.
 
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