The Legend of .fire

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Staying_Classy

Staying_Classy

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So, out on the Badlands this fine evening, Badguy, sparky, and myself came across a rather dashing fellow, by the name of .fire. We were having a crazy night, with the regs and such, so he just told us to shut the f*ck up. He started in on how bad we are at the game, called us pasty white children multiple times, and other things that made his seem like a super tuff guy on the internets. We responded with our famous "WAAAAAAAAAAH", "HOW MAD 1-10", and "It's just a game, bro." His escalating anger was amusing. The whole time he talked about muting us, but he was far too amazing with his 5.0 KD to do it himself. After about 90 minutes, we got to him. He muted all of us, and finally left. Being the douches we are, we added him to friends. The following convo followed:
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T'was much fun for the people actually there. Figured we needed to share.
 
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Lmao this is my encounter with .fire much more weird and stupid haha
.Fire: hello friend
.Sparky<Skial>: hey baby
.Sparky<Skial>: you are a pasty white kid
.Fire: HI
.Fire: hardly
.Fire: not even white
.Fire: lol
.Sparky<Skial>: how dare you call me mean names :[ i am a stron independent black women and i dont need a man to complete me :[ you called me past y white the was so rude
.Sparky<Skial>: PLEASE GIVE ME FREE HATS NOW FOR THIS INSULT
.Sparky<Skial>: i want 20 dollars
.Sparky<Skial>: right the fuck now
.Sparky<Skial>: GIVE MONEY TO ME YOU BASTARD
.Sparky<Skial>: NOW
.Sparky<Skial>: NOW
.Fire: u r hilarious?
.Fire: did u want to hear that?
.Sparky<Skial>: yesh...
.Fire: ok
.Sparky<Skial>: can i hear it again...
.Sparky<Skial>: please...
.Sparky<Skial>: YOU BASTARD TELL ME IM HILARIOUS
.Fire: ur annoying as shit and i wish u would stop talking
.Fire: actually i have to remove you now
.Fire: good day sir
.Sparky<Skial>: please :[
.Sparky<Skial>: tell me im hilarous
.Fire: please what
.Sparky<Skial>: PLEASE
.Fire: no
.Fire: lol
.Sparky<Skial>: PLEASE
.Fire: sry
.Sparky<Skial>: I NEED THE COMPLIMENT
.Fire: sry no can do bucko
.Sparky<Skial>: TO FEEL GOODS
.Sparky<Skial>: PLEASE IM TALKING IN ALL CAPS
.Sparky<Skial>: BECAUSE OF THE URGENCY
.Sparky<Skial>: to be told im hilarious....
.Sparky<Skial>: please!!!
.Sparky<Skial>: ...
.Sparky<Skial>: please
.Sparky<Skial>: :[
.Sparky<Skial>: please :{
.Sparky<Skial>: >:{
 
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he seemed.... jaded. like the kind of guy that has issues. see below

.Fire: so many friends
.Fire: never had this many b4
.BadGuy <skial>: video gaaaaaaaames
.Fire: ...?
.BadGuy <skial>: why so mad at vidya games bro
.Fire: i just like messin around
.Fire: u were being an idiot
.Fire: so i called you out
.Fire: then u got upset that i was so mad
.BadGuy <skial>: then you got mad :T
.Fire: but oh well
.Fire: i will do wha ti want bucko
.BadGuy <skial>: im sorry you got mad
.Fire: u will not tell me not to be mad
.Fire: yim sorry that you are very dumb and very bad at tf2
.Fire: there is nothing i can do about it
.BadGuy <skial>: but then who was mad?
.Fire: me?
.BadGuy <skial>: yes
.Fire: do u thikn i care?
.Fire: i do what i want bitch
.BadGuy <skial>: its sad bro, its tf2 no one cares, you should have fun
.BadGuy <skial>: not have giant e-penis issues
.BadGuy <skial>: im not the best by any regards but i have fun
.Fire: dude
.Fire: i am having fun
.Fire: thats my fun
.Fire: i like yelling at other people
.BadGuy <skial>: by gettin mad?
.Fire: ok?
.Fire: yeah
.Fire: so fuck off
.Fire: u imbocile
.BadGuy <skial>: that sounds like a problem bro
.Fire: do u think i care lol
.Fire: i do what i fuckin want
.Fire: its a video game
.Fire: im sorry if i hurt ur feelings
.Fire: but to be
.Fire: 100% honest
.BadGuy <skial>: its sad to see someone hurt themselves
.Fire: u were being a huge fagot
.Fire: u were all like
.Fire: omg
.Fire: i swithc to blue
.Fire: and blue win
.Fire: ohhhh
.Fire: im so good
.BadGuy <skial>: i got auto balanced
.Fire: i was like wow
.Fire: a badie is talking big shit
.Fire: time to pound his stupid face in
.BadGuy <skial>: and we won, it was funny bro
.Fire: dude
.Fire: u idiot
.Fire: u r so bad
.Fire: u had so many scouts
.Fire: that pushed the fuck
.Fire: out of our team
.BadGuy <skial>: lol i know that dude i was jokin
.Fire: it didnt SOUJD that way
.BadGuy <skial>: you got so buttangered for like no reason
.Fire: normally
.Fire: i dont just yell
.Fire: at random people
.Fire: sometimes i do
.Fire: but thats one of those things that pisses me off
.Fire: people who think they are betteer than they are
.Fire: i didnt know u were joking
.Fire: but killerzebra
.Fire: was pulling the same shit
.Fire: and when people do that
.Fire: my course of action is
.BadGuy <skial>: ok... yea zebra has an e-penis
.BadGuy <skial>: i dont, i make fun of him for it
.Fire: to just to make fun of them
.Fire: i dont really mean
.Fire: most of shit i say
.Fire: but honestly
.Fire: i couldnt tell
.Fire: if it was a joke
.Fire: cuz u sounded dead serious
.BadGuy <skial>: o... really? i do the voices to not sound serious
.BadGuy <skial>: to sound like an idiot, i.e. jokin
.Fire: u were NOT doing that voice
.Fire: when u were bragging
.BadGuy <skial>: omg dude, totally jokin, like i switched and all of the sudden blue was winning
.Fire: eh its not a big deal
.Fire: i dont relaly mean most of the shit i say online
.Fire: just dont worry about it
.Fire: i thought u were dead serious
.Fire: but whatever
.Fire: i just like messing around for fun
.BadGuy <skial>: alright bro, just dont get actual mad at the game, its meant for fun
.BadGuy <skial>: swhen i fealt bad
.Fire: man
.Fire: thats like part of the tf2 experience
.Fire: for me at least
.Fire: just lashing out at idiots
.Fire: i like doing that
.Fire: its just fun getting their reactions
.BadGuy <skial>: eh, there are better ways to vent anger
.Fire: its not even venting
.Fire: idk
.Fire: its just honestly fun
.Fire: im such a troll sometimes
.Fire: no lies
.Fire: alright but to be completely honest, i think u are a bit of a nimrod so im going to have to remove you from my friends list
.Fire: good day sir
.BadGuy <skial>: byebyeb
.Fire is now Offline.
 
Staying_Classy said:
So, out on the Badlands this fine evening, Badguy, sparky, and myself came across a rather dashing fellow, by the name of .fire. We were having a crazy night, with the regs and such, so he just told us to shut the f*ck up. He started in on how bad we are at the game, called us pasty white children multiple times, and other things that made his seem like a super tuff guy on the internets. We responded with our famous "WAAAAAAAAAAH", "HOW MAD 1-10", and "It's just a game, bro." His escalating anger was amusing. The whole time he talked about muting us, but he was far too amazing with his 5.0 KD to do it himself. After about 90 minutes, we got to him. He muted all of us, and finally left. Being the douches we are, we added him to friends. The following convo followed:
fire1.jpg

fire2.jpg


T'was much fun for the people actually there. Figured we needed to share.
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That's like if you combined Stems with that "MOM, GIVE ME A HOTPOCKET!!!!" kid. LOL
 
Ya know what I loved? You 3 managed to troll him three times using different ways and he responded to each one...
:lol:
 
FireGame said:
Ya know what I loved? You 3 managed to troll him three times using different ways and he responded to each one...
:lol:
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and the bonus...you posted thus your username is Firegame...Maybe they were trolling either you...or an imposter of you....or you're the imposter...I'm confus'd
 
I'd usually say tl;dr
But fuck, I just had to keep on going, you guys made my night.
 
After I added that dude I called him a pasty white kid right back to which he responded "hi friend, how are you? You have so many friends." I didn't say anything back because I was busy capping but he then he asked me if I wanted to have sex. He said he is a 16 year old girl looking for sex. I said no I'm not interested. A few minutes later I get another message from him and this time he starts raging about how I'm not talking to him and asking why I would add him if I'm not going to talk to him. Eventually he said goodbye and deleted me. And that is the end of that "encounter."
 
Never tell your password to anyone.
Staying Semi-Poor As Fuck: HELLO
.Fire: hi who this
Staying Semi-Poor As Fuck: i got something to say
.Fire: ok
Your chat with .Fire is now a multi-user chat.
.Fire has been invited to chat.
Phonox_Classic has been invited to chat.
Phonox_Classic entered chat.
Phonox_Classic: what the fuck is this
Phonox_Classic: who are you people
Staying Semi-Poor As Fuck: i am god
Phonox_Classic: fuck you god
Staying Semi-Poor As Fuck: and this is a visitor
.Fire: fairly sure u have the wrong guy
Phonox_Classic: who the fuck are you?
Shonic has been invited to chat.
Staying Semi-Poor As Fuck: I think he's jesus
Shonic entered chat.
.Fire: what the fuck
Phonox_Classic: oh god, more people I don't know
.Fire: who are these people
Phonox_Classic: who the fuck are you?
Shonic: Fire
.Fire: what the fuck is wrong with this guy
.Fire: yeah wat
Shonic: you pasty white kid
.Fire: ?
Fire: im not white
Phonox_Classic: okay, your a pasty white kid, I got that down
Shonic: yes you are
Shonic: *you're
Phonox_Classic: Who the fucka re you the Shonic
.Fire: lol sure think what u want idiot
.Fire: lol
.Fire: i really dont fcfare
.Fire: bye now
.Fire left chat.
 
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LONG WALL OF TEXT? I THINK SO.

Staying Semi-Poor As Fuck: you can paste it
Staying Semi-Poor As Fuck: I'm lazy
Particle Man ◄skial►: .Fire: that was just today
.Fire: so if i didnt play with u today
.Fire: that never happened
Particle Man ◄skial►: I don't remember when it was
Particle Man ◄skial►: But I cried
Particle Man ◄skial►: I hope you're happy.
Staying Semi-Poor As Fuck: You cried?
Particle Man ◄skial►: Yes
Particle Man ◄skial►: 3
Staying Semi-Poor As Fuck: damn, I guess I should of brought tissues
Particle Man ◄skial►: Long hours
Particle Man ◄skial►: Of crying
Particle Man ◄skial►: Because of him
Staying Semi-Poor As Fuck: damn, sorry man :(
Staying Semi-Poor As Fuck: are you still sad?
Particle Man ◄skial►: pretty heartbreaking
Particle Man ◄skial►: A little.
.Fire: u cried?
.Fire: for what?
Particle Man ◄skial►: yes
Particle Man ◄skial►: You called me names
.Fire: o
.Fire: i tend to do that
.Fire: sorry haha
.Fire: if u really cried
.Fire: i dont really mean the things i say
.Fire: im just fooling around
Particle Man ◄skial►: Oh :c
.Fire: im still in the dark
.Fire: as to who this staying semi poor guy is
Staying Semi-Poor As Fuck: idk
Staying Semi-Poor As Fuck: who am i
Staying Semi-Poor As Fuck: TELL ME PARTICLE
.Fire: care to fill me in particle man?
Particle Man ◄skial►: I don't know who he is either
Particle Man ◄skial►: He invited me
Staying Semi-Poor As Fuck: yeah
Staying Semi-Poor As Fuck: i'm like the confused guy
Particle Man ◄skial►: WAIT
Particle Man ◄skial►: I remember someone
Particle Man ◄skial►: With "Staying"
Particle Man ◄skial►: He's a dick
.Fire: uh
.Fire: this is getting wierd
.Fire: sorry i dont think i know either of you
.Fire: i might know particle man
.Fire: definitely not u other guy
.Fire: so goodbye
.Fire: and im going to have to remove u from my friends list
Particle Man ◄skial►: :(
Particle Man ◄skial►: Okay
Particle Man ◄skial►: Bye c
Particle Man ◄skial►: :c
.Fire: goodbye
Staying Semi-Poor As Fuck: :c
.Fire: did badguy or staying classy put you up to this/
Particle Man ◄skial►: Who dat
Staying Semi-Poor As Fuck: who the fuck is badguy
 
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