Welcome to
Doctor Dark's Deeply Discounted
Dome Depot
Friends don't let friends rage without hats! Besides the glare on your bald head is blinding, reminds me of this redheaded girlfriend I had and her glaring white thunder thighs... um, but that's another story.
So, you're looking for some exterior renovation to your cranium?
Need to reupholster your scalp?
Our friendly personal hat assistants will be glad to help you find the right headgear, --- wait, scratch that, I fired them all for working too hard, they were making me look bad.
Now I'm not selling weps,or unusuals, just regular hats. Pile upon pile of D-E-E-P-L-Y discounted headware.
You might get a wep for buying a hat here, for being such a special, valued and beloved customer.
Like in the old days when you would open a bank account and they would give you a toaster. Here, you buy a hat and you might get a flamethrower. When you think about it, the parallels are frighteningly similar.
"Shut that jerk up already and show us some friggin' hats!" Alrighty then..
(updated daily - 8/22/2012) - Add me
The Void Monk Hair (scout - level 1) 2.33 refined
The Rimmed Raincatcher (demo - level 46) 1.33 refined
Tavish DeGroot Experience (demo - level 10) 1.66 refined
Berliner's Bucket Helm (medic - level 12) 1.66 refined
Genuine Anger - (sniper - level 10) 5 refined - Psychologists all agree that genuine anger is better than plain regular anger
The Counterfeit Billycock (spy - level 10) 2 refined
Team Captain (soldier - level 53) 4.33 refined <---- well under spreadsheet price
Reggaelater (demo - level 19) 1.66 refined
Armored Authority (soldier - level 86) 1.33 refined
Ze Goggles (medic - level 92) 1.66 refined
The Battle Bob (soldier - level 57) 2.33 refined - hey baby, like, peace, love and war.. man
The Birdcage (pyro - level 10) 1.66 refined
Glengarry Bonnet (demo - level 84) 1.33 refined
Frenchman's Beret (spy - level 25) 1.33 refined
Pyromancer's Mask (pyro - level 46) 2 refined
The Brainiac Goggles (engie - level 20) 2 refined
The Blighted Beak (medic - level 64) 2 refined
The Hazmat Headcase (pyro - level 87) 1.66 refined
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm (medic - level 10) 2.66 refined
Sultan's Ceremonial (demo - level 62) 1.66 refined
Bonk Helm (scout - level 11) 1.33 refined
A Rather Festive Tree (all class - level 61) 1.66 refined - after all Christmas is only 4 1/2 months away!
The Toss-Proof Towel (heavy - level 28) 4 refined
Old Guadalajara (pyro - level 87) 1.66 refined
Texas Ten Gallon (engie - level 52) 1.66 refined
The Backwards Ballcap (scout - level 10) 2,33 refined
The Big Elfin Deal (scout - level 49) 1.66 refined - you do want to look like Mr. Spock with a funny hat, don't you???
The Little Buddy (pyro - level 10) 1.66 refined
Familiar Fez (spy - level 9) 3 refined
Dirty Discount Hat Bin: These hats may be dirty (uncraftable) but they sure are dang cheap
All hats are UC (uncraftable) unless marked otherwise.
Batters Helmet (scout - painted: gold) 1 reclaimed
Batters Helmet (scout) 2 scrap
Tyrant's Helm (soldier) 1 reclaimed
Football Helmet (heavy) 1 reclaimed
Professional's Panama (sniper) 1 reclaimed
Prussian Pickelhaube (medic) 1 reclaimed
The Anger (sniper) 1 refined
Texas Ten Gallon (engie) 1 reclaimed
Modest Pile of Hat (all class) 1 reclaimed
Armored Authority (soldier) 1 reclaimed
The Attendant (pyro) 2 reclaimed - a hat with attributes! +10% movement speed on wearer. A faster pyro is deadly pyro!
Collectibles: (by virtue of their interesting level numbers)
The Professor's Pineapple (H, D, S, P - level 100) 3 refined
The Villains Veil (sniper - level 100) 3 refined
Western Wear (engie - level 100) 3 refined
Jingle Belt (pyro - level 100) 3 refined
Western Wear (engie - level 1) 3 refined
Old Guadalajara (pyro - level 1) 3 refined
Important: add me and we will make the trade. Please don't reserve a hat by posting here, it leads to a lot of confusion and occasionally hurt feelings. Hats are traded on a first come first serve basis, so just because you post here doesn't mean I have seen your post or am even aware of its existence, nor do I take responsibility for the contents of, or any related action or expectation therein. Sorry about the legal-ease, but I just need to be clear on that point, and thanks for looking and reading.
And remember, these are the best hats, I couldn't say so if it weren't true (TM)
