Tattoos

Pat

Pat

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I have always wanted to get a ruler tattooed onto my dick that read 10 inches or maybe a giant blue arrow on my head, anyone else got better tattoo ideas?
EDIT: If i were Chinese i would get "made in China" tattooed on the bottom of my foot
 
I've always wanted a full face tattoo, but know I will never get it - too scared of the pain.
 
Having Giygas on the back would feel pretty badass.
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i want to commit a crime (rob a bank maybe) then get someone else's face tattoo'd onto my face
 
Very Elegant said:
The Odal rune is often associated with property and inheritance, wealth and prosperity. Also used in association with racial purity
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Interesting. I'll be looking this up now.

For the sake of contributing to the thread, I have my sister's name tattoo'd onto my left shoulder. There's a relatively long story behind this, but I won't get into that if there's no interest.
 
Dave the Manly said:
Interesting. I'll be looking this up now.

For the sake of contributing to the thread, I have my sister's name tattoo'd onto my left shoulder. There's a relatively long story behind this, but I won't get into that if there's no interest.
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i'll bite, why did you get your sisters name on your shoulder
 
Dave the Manly said:
Interesting. I'll be looking this up now.

For the sake of contributing to the thread, I have my sister's name tattoo'd onto my left shoulder. There's a relatively long story behind this, but I won't get into that if there's no interest.
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yeah tell us a story dave ^^
 
Dave the Manly said:
I have my sister's name tattoo'd onto my left shoulder. There's a tl;dr story behind this.
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Very Elegant said:
i'll bite, why did you get your sisters name on your shoulder
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Phil said:
yeah tell us a story dave ^^
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This was way back when she was 15 and I was 18, and she had just started dating. Prior to this, she would always be barging into my room and bothering me while I was trying to work. She didn't care, I was a way to distract her from her friends when they were being morons. It became a daily thing, and I hated it. One day, she just didn't show home from school. Well, I figured I'd call her, ask why she's not whining to me today, what could possibly have happened. Well, she didn't pick up. She always picks up. So I decide I'm gonna drive up to her school, to see if she's still there. Well, she is, and some guido-looking douchebag has her pinned to a wall. Well, she's naive. I'm not. I waltz on over and grab the back of this kid's head, and toss him to the ground. I scoop her up to my side with my left arm, and as the asshole gets up, I grab his collar and slam him against the wall with my spare hand. I punch him in the chest and he's out. So, from that day forward, she drags me along with her on all of her first dates. I keep telling her that it's a stupid way to find herself a lover but she doesn't listen. She wants a shield if she needs one. Years pass, and she's 23. I've moved out, but she still stops by to bug me. She's found herself someone who didn't mind me being around, who appreciated her, who she loved. She ended up marrying him, and soon after, she dragged me along to this tattoo parlor. A very shady one, I might add. She tells me that she has a new shield now, that she appreciated me putting up with her. She said we should get tats to replace each other. I figure, why the hell not? She's finally going to leave me be. May as well do this for her at least. Her name's on my left shoulder and my name is on her right. Years again have passed, she's finally moved out of my parents place, and we barely talk. She's got a daughter, and I'm trying to milk as much out of my relationship as I can before marriage. Things are looking much better right about now.
 
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Dave the Manly said:
This was way back when she was 15 and I was 18, and she had just started dating. Prior to this, she would always be barging into my room and bothering me while I was trying to work. She didn't care, I was a way to distract her from her friends when they were being morons. It became a daily thing, and I hated it. One day, she just didn't show home from school. Well, I figured I'd call her, ask why she's not whining to me today, what could possibly have happened. Well, she didn't pick up. She always picks up. So I decide I'm gonna drive up to her school, to see if she's still there. Well, she is, and some guido-looking douchebag has her pinned to a wall. Well, she's naive. I'm not. I waltz on over and grab the back of this kid's head, and toss him to the ground. I scoop her up to my side with my left arm, and as the asshole gets up, I grab his collar and slam him against the wall with my spare hand. I punch him in the chest and he's out. So, from that day forward, she drags me along with her on all of her first dates. I keep telling her that it's a stupid way to find herself a lover but she doesn't listen. She wants a shield if she needs one. Years pass, and she's 23. I've moved out, but she still stops by to bug me. She's found herself someone who didn't mind me being around, who appreciated her, who she loved. She ended up marrying him, and soon after, she dragged me along to this tattoo parlor. A very shady one, I might add. She tells me that she has a new shield now, that she appreciated me putting up with her. She said we should get tats to replace each other. I figure, why the hell not? She's finally going to leave me be. May as well do this for her at least. Her name's on my left shoulder and my name is on her right. Years again have passed, she's finally moved out of my parents place, and we barely talk. She's got a daughter, and I'm trying to milk as much out of my relationship as I can before marriage. Things are looking much better right about now.
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tl;dr indeed
 
Dave the Manly said:
This was way back when she was 15 and I was 18, and she had just started dating. Prior to this, she would always be barging into my room and bothering me while I was trying to work. She didn't care, I was a way to distract her from her friends when they were being morons. It became a daily thing, and I hated it. One day, she just didn't show home from school. Well, I figured I'd call her, ask why she's not whining to me today, what could possibly have happened. Well, she didn't pick up. She always picks up. So I decide I'm gonna drive up to her school, to see if she's still there. Well, she is, and some guido-looking douchebag has her pinned to a wall. Well, she's naive. I'm not. I waltz on over and grab the back of this kid's head, and toss him to the ground. I scoop her up to my side with my left arm, and as the asshole gets up, I grab his collar and slam him against the wall with my spare hand. I punch him in the chest and he's out. So, from that day forward, she drags me along with her on all of her first dates. I keep telling her that it's a stupid way to find herself a lover but she doesn't listen. She wants a shield if she needs one. Years pass, and she's 23. I've moved out, but she still stops by to bug me. She's found herself someone who didn't mind me being around, who appreciated her, who she loved. She ended up marrying him, and soon after, she dragged me along to this tattoo parlor. A very shady one, I might add. She tells me that she has a new shield now, that she appreciated me putting up with her. She said we should get tats to replace each other. I figure, why the hell not? She's finally going to leave me be. May as well do this for her at least. Her name's on my left shoulder and my name is on her right. Years again have passed, she's finally moved out of my parents place, and we barely talk. She's got a daughter, and I'm trying to milk as much out of my relationship as I can before marriage. Things are looking much better right about now.
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You got replaced by a tattoo :lol:
 
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This was way back when she was 15 and I was 18, and she had just started dating. Prior to this, she would always be barging into my room and bothering me while I was trying to work. She didn't care, I was a way to distract her from her friends when they were being morons. It became a daily thing, and I hated it. One day, she just didn't show home from school. Well, I figured I'd call her, ask why she's not whining to me today, what could possibly have happened. Well, she didn't pick up. She always picks up. So I decide I'm gonna drive up to her school, to see if she's still there. Well, she is, and some guido-looking douchebag has her pinned to a wall. Well, she's naive. I'm not. I waltz on over and grab the back of this kid's head, and toss him to the ground. I scoop her up to my side with my left arm, and as the asshole gets up, I grab his collar and slam him against the wall with my spare hand. I punch him in the chest and he's out. So, from that day forward, she drags me along with her on all of her first dates. I keep telling her that it's a stupid way to find herself a lover but she doesn't listen. She wants a shield if she needs one. Years pass, and she's 23. I've moved out, but she still stops by to bug me. She's found herself someone who didn't mind me being around, who appreciated her, who she loved. She ended up marrying him, and soon after, she dragged me along to this tattoo parlor. A very shady one, I might add. She tells me that she has a new shield now, that she appreciated me putting up with her. She said we should get tats to replace each other. I figure, why the hell not? She's finally going to leave me be. May as well do this for her at least. Her name's on my left shoulder and my name is on her right. Years again have passed, she's finally moved out of my parents place, and we barely talk. She's got a daughter, and I'm trying to milk as much out of my relationship as I can before marriage. Things are looking much better right about now.
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Damn, I'm happy I'm not in your shoes.
 
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