SuperNewman
Face-Melting F2Per
Eyelander is best. It puts a big smile on your face if you live long enough for the 7 swings it takes to kill a heavy.. plus I have like 9300 kills on mine.
Eyelander/Targe master race.
I never use my sticky launcher anyways, so I'll just take that explosion resistance, and fire resistance, and be an annoying asshole with the pipe launcher.