Selling: Orbiting Fire Officer's Ushanka

[OrthodoxChaote]

Selling that bad motha right there. Promos are good, Max's Heads and Earbuds and all that good stuff. Cash is acceptable via a trusted middle man yadda yadda. Post here, or add me on Steam or whatever you wanna do. Will update with current offers.

 

[Sarda]

Would you accept my left nut for that?

 

[OrthodoxChaote]

Well ye- wait. You scurvy dog. I know it was the right one that was replaced with a solid platinum ball. Almost got me.

 

[OrthodoxChaote]

Bumping for unnusual selling.

 

[Roman]

I'll start the offering at $20. This is an offer, not a low-ball. I am helping generate interest in this hat, because it's pretty awesome.

 

[OrthodoxChaote]

I appreciate the big up but I'm gonna have to hold out in the hopes of something a liiiittle higher. I've seen several buyouts set at 15 earbuds. Maybe those people were delusional? I don't know! But I like their moxy, and I'm all about moxy.

 

[ModSe7en]

This is a very epic hat that I can't afford at all. Up you go!

 

[Roman]

That hat is worth more than my monthly rent, probably. Hit up our high-stakes unusual trading server (us20.skial.com) and see if you can get some good offers there.

 

[OrthodoxChaote]

That's a stupid great idea buuuut I can't get TF2 to launch at the moment. Huzzah.

 

[OrthodoxChaote]

That server is empty. So empty.

 

[Roman]

I'll go idle in that server to draw people in.

 

[Roman]

Lured 20 people in for you to hustle with.

 

[OrthodoxChaote]

You did not! It's still empty! Unless it's...not the server I'm in?

 

[OrthodoxChaote]

There we go. Stupid TF2 browser.

 

[Roman]

Go now, padawan. Earn those earbuds.

 

[OrthodoxChaote]

I try very hard never to earn anything.

 

[MiniFunTan]

35$ my offer.... have 4 REP.....

 

[Nolander]

lol^

 

[Booglee]

$65

 

[OrthodoxChaote]

Thanks for the offer but that's mad low, brah.