riddles thread

[Lord Killington]

The father that died was a priest? :seriously:

whilst that response is clever, it's blatantly his mother.

 

[Lord Killington]

I get wetter as i dry..

Towel.

 

[Pat]

E

D: that was too fast

 

[madmonkeyjoe]

D: that was too fast

its a famous one.
1)i cannot exist without the sun, but when i look at it i die.
2)im full of holes and can still hold water.
3)what can hold a tree but not a nickel?
4)when you call it it disappears, what is it?

 

[Lord Killington]

4)when you call it it disappears, what is it?

i presume that one's silence? Still thinking on the other ones. I'm gonna say that 2) is a cloud?
EDIT:
and 1) is Darkness?

 

[madmonkeyjoe]

i presume that one's silence? Still thinking on the other ones. I'm gonna say that 2) is a cloud?

yes and no =]
also, why do we have 2 ears and one mouth? so we can talk less and listen more XD

 

[Lord Killington]

yes and no =]
also, why do we have 2 ears and one mouth? so we can talk less and listen more XD

See edit for 1)

 

[madmonkeyjoe]

i presume that one's silence? Still thinking on the other ones. I'm gonna say that 2) is a cloud?
EDIT:
and 1) is Darkness?

close, a shadow

 

[Lord Killington]

close, a shadow

and is the water one Earth?

 

[madmonkeyjoe]

and is the water one Earth?

nope.
umm. why do you have a kinda-nazi symbol XD

 

[Lord Killington]

nope.
umm. why do you have a kinda-nazi symbol XD

It's a Grammar Nazi flag. I thought it was quite funny. If it offends you, I'm more than happy to change it

 

[Uncle zägä]

Absolutely no Nazism on my forum either.

 

[Uncle zägä]

Okay, maybe just a little.

 

[madmonkeyjoe]

It's a Grammar Nazi flag. I thought it was quite funny. If it offends you, I'm more than happy to change it

its okaay i gust dunt now whut grammer nazi iz. tankz 4 ze offer tho

 

[Phil]

2 is a sponge i believe, i like the shadow one.
3 has stumped me (see what i did? :D)

 

[mohawkg2]

2 is a sponge i believe, i like the shadow one.
3 has stumped me (see what i did? :D)

Dammit, I thought of that too. >:(

 

[madmonkeyjoe]

2 is a sponge i believe, i like the shadow one.
3 has stumped me (see what i did? :D)

sponge is true.

and no, i dont see what you did there...

 

[Maddo]

How does the guy who drives the snowplough get to work?

 

[Lord Killington]

How does the guy who drives the snowplough get to work?

He walks.

 

[madmonkeyjoe]

How does the guy who drives the snowplough get to work?

on a snowplough?