riddles thread

[Maddo]

this isnt really a riddle just something i found pretty cool:

if you were to randomly pick an answer to this question, what is the probability you will get it correct:
A 25%
B 50%
C 75%
D 25%

It's easy, the answer is E

 

[DeadHerald]

(This one may be a bit bad, seeing as it's my own)

Max and Jim are on the roof of a 40-storey building. They're next to each other, and both jump in the same direction. Max survives the jump, yet Jim is killed when he hits the ground. How did Max survive?

There was more roof in front of Max. He jumped in the same direction, but not off the building.

 

[JarlyX]

There was more roof in front of Max. He jumped in the same direction, but not off the building.

Max is a bird. He said that was the answer anyway

 

[DeadHerald]

Max is a bird. He said that was the answer anyway

Perhaps, but apply the logic of my answer and you see that it fits the riddle.

 

[madmonkeyjoe]

you enter it in a hole,
you exit it with three holes,
and you still stay inside.
what is it?

 

[Ozone]

you enter it in a hole,
you exit it with three holes,
and you still stay inside.
what is it?

A sweater.

 

[Phil]

what goes all around the world but stays in a corner?

 

[Tomatketchup]

what goes all around the world but stays in a corner?

A mentally damaged patient moving to another mental institution.

 

[Phil]

A mentally damaged patient moving to another mental institution.

not what i was looking for but it is technically correct i guess

 

[madmonkeyjoe]

when and by who did the biggest mass murder happen?

 

[Deterak]

I turn polar bears white ​

and I will make you cry. ​

I make guys have to pee ​

and girls comb their hair. ​

I make celebrities look stupid ​

and normal people look like celebrities. ​

I turn pancakes brown ​

and make your champagne bubble. ​

If you squeeze me, I'll pop. ​

If you look at me, you'll pop. ​

What am I?​

 

[Tomatketchup]

when and by who did the biggest mass murder happen?

From about 1958 to 1969, Mao Zedong.

 

[madmonkeyjoe]

I turn polar bears white ​

and I will make you cry. ​

I make guys have to pee ​

and girls comb their hair. ​

I make celebrities look stupid ​

and normal people look like celebrities. ​

I turn pancakes brown ​

and make your champagne bubble. ​

If you squeeze me, I'll pop. ​

If you look at me, you'll pop. ​

What am I?​

god?

 

[madmonkeyjoe]

From about 1958 to 1969, Mao Zedong.

nope. =]

 

[Tomatketchup]

I turn polar bears white ​

and I will make you cry. ​

I make guys have to pee ​

and girls comb their hair. ​

I make celebrities look stupid ​

and normal people look like celebrities. ​

I turn pancakes brown ​

and make your champagne bubble. ​

If you squeeze me, I'll pop. ​

If you look at me, you'll pop. ​

What am I?​

Broccoli.

 

[Deterak]

Nope to both of those.

 

[Pat]

What is the beginning of eternity the end of time and space and the end of every race?

 

[Lord Killington]

what goes all around the world but stays in a corner?

I prefer the other answer, but it's a stamp

 

[madmonkeyjoe]

What is the beginning of eternity the end of time and space and the end of every race?

E

 

[madmonkeyjoe]

I prefer the other answer, but it's a stamp

likee XD