riddles thread

[madmonkeyjoe]

on the inside im yellow,
on the outside white,
i'm almost circle,
and i hold the treasure of life.
who am i?

 

[Boldat]

A box without hinges, key, or lid,
Yet a golden treasure inside is hid.

 

[madmonkeyjoe]

nope.
but nice rhymes

 

[Ozone]

You're an egg.

 

[Isil]

Sperm.

 

[DeadHerald]

What've I got in muh pock't?

 

[Maddo]

What've I got in muh pock't?

A medic?

 

[Lord Killington]

IT MUST KNOW THE WAY OUT

 

[madmonkeyjoe]

ozones right. its an egg.

 

[Lord Killington]

ozones right. its an egg.

A box without hinges, key, or lid,
Yet a golden treasure inside is hid.

THAT IS AN EGG!

 

[Cylosis]

NEXT.

This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.

 

[Ozone]

ozones right. its an egg.

 

[madmonkeyjoe]

NEXT.

This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.

time. please stop with LOTR golum riddles please.
you are my son, yet im not your father.
who am i?

 

[JarlyX]

NEXT.

This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.

Time

 

[JarlyX]

time. please stop with LOTR golum riddles please.
you are my son, yet im not your father.
who am i?

Mother...seriously :)

 

[madmonkeyjoe]

Mother...seriously :)

nice one.
the sherrif rode to town on friday,
stayed in town for three days,
and left on saturday.
how is this possible?

 

[Phil]

nice one.
the sherrif rode to town on friday,
stayed in town for three days,
and left on saturday.
how is this possible?

firday is the name of the horse he rode in on, saturday the name of the one he rode out on. or something to that effect

what goes up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?

 

[madmonkeyjoe]

firday is the name of the horse he rode in on, saturday the name of the one he rode out on. or something to that effect

what goes up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?

yes.idk.
what is the fastest way to get up?

 

[Phil]

yes.idk.
what is the fastest way to get up?

stroke it a bit? watch some porn?
and dont just skip over my one :p think for a bit haha

 

[madmonkeyjoe]

stroke it a bit? watch some porn?
and dont just skip over my one :p think for a bit haha

K

what is the fastest way to get up?

jump down.