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I don't want to sound as if I'm calling bullshit on this part of the story but..

The school janitor told the teacher that someone with a fucking shotgun was looking for him.
He ran.
I would have too.
The media is now acting like the one thing going through his mind after being told he was a dead man was "If I leave, so will he".
 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/12/affluenza-defense-probation-for-deadly-dwi_n_4430807.html
This story just pissed me the hell off. I HAVE MONEY SO THEREFORE YOUR LAWS ARE INVALID

http://www.slate.com/articles/healt...que_of_the_psychology_of_no_consequences.html
A good read debunking this fucking insane "Affluenza" disorder.

However I do draw comfort that the civil cases might drain the family of all their riches. I might save up money to just fly to texas and laugh in their broke faces.
 
Drum said:
https://code.google.com/p/c-plus-equality/
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I....I just can't anymore.

Note: This is a programming language written by and for FEMINISTS, not WOMEN. LEARN THE DIFFERENCE!
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Feminists must be lesser than women.

  • Curly brackets are not allowed, as they perpetuate our society's stereotype of the 'curly' women. Instead, Python-esque indentation is used.
    • There can be no bugs in this language. To suggest otherwise is offensive.
    • There are no bugs, only snowflakes.
    • The word debugging also implies the phrase bug chasing, which is a strawman often used as a homophobic smear tactic. This is highly problematic.
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...yeah this has to be a troll, or is this actually what these cooks believe?
 
Ceubie said:
I....I just can't anymore.



Feminists must be lesser than women.



...yeah this has to be a troll, or is this actually what these cooks believe?
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It's satire, obviously. There are people who actually think like that, though. Hence the satire.
 
North Korea then rolled wax phonograph cylinders across the 38th parallel, each containing a message from the Supreme Leader: "ur gonna get fragged kid", followed by aiming their trebuchets at Seoul.

Move the doomsday clock up another few minutes, they mean business.
 
DaivdBaekr said:
North Korea then rolled wax phonograph cylinders across the 38th parallel, each containing a message from the Supreme Leader: "ur gonna get fragged kid", followed by aiming their trebuchets at Seoul.

Move the doomsday clock up another few minutes, they mean business.
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Just wait until Obama sends messages over Xbox to Kim saying "Fight me irl fag, ill wrek you" That's when shit gets serious.
 
PsychoRealm said:
Toxik doesn't know who Chuck Norris is...

:facepalm:

Here, Toxik, get familiar with the subject: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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Chuck Norris is a conservative dick whose mediocre acting career was boosted by idiots on the internet. Anyone who used the internet in 2010-2011 knew who he was because of those barely amusing "facts".
It's not that I don't know who he is, I just don't care for him the slightest.
Also, out of any other person on Skial, I thought you would be the last person to be a Norris fanboy
 
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